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Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why


Time Magazine has a great article about Mitt Romney, and how his third (and final?) attempt at running for office will be no better than before.

On the early morning of Election 2012 I ran an article entitled “Obama WILL Win Today, And Here’s Why” and I was blasted by conservative friends for it. Read the full story

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Pope’s Retirement Sparks Criticism Amongst Cardinals


The Pope’s sudden decision to retire has caused many of the members of the College of Cardinals to criticize his intentions. Many don’t believe the retirement fund contains any resources for an actual retired Pope, and there are many that are already referring to him as the newest member of the 47%.

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Exclusive to GlossyNews.com: Romney explains, “It’s a different 47%.”


In the aftermath of the 47% controversy, Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney was besieged with requests for clarification. However, this journalist was able to reach him in the shower and force him to answer questions before giving him his towel, which resulted in a surprising revelation. Read the full story

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Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU


Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax.

These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of them at a rate higher than Romney’s laughable 13.9%. In Mississippi food is subject to sales tax, but you won’t see those Jesus-thumpers jumping ship any time soon. Read the full story

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