Rufus Simpson of Pascagoula, Mississippi was released from jail early Saturday morning after spending the night locked up on charges of internet porn posting.
His accuser, Shirley Remquist of nearby Moss Point claims that she opened her Facebook page Friday evening to find that a post from Rufus had made it onto one of her friend’s pages which read “Darlene, honey, you knows I is the number one master baiter in yore life.”
Remquist immediately reported Simpson to the authorities demanding they arrest him in order to, in her words, “get a vile, despicable ole man offa the intanet fore he molests some young’n.”
While awaiting arraignment in jail, Simpson got to talking to the deputy in charge and explained that he owns a bait shop in Pascagoula and was just having a little fun with his wife after closing up the store for the night.
“Seems you cain’t even do a little spoonin’ with the wife on the intanet these days widdout some ole dried up prune thinking you’s a molestater,” said Simpson after being released from jail.
Well defined?
OK…..let me think a moment…
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Oh! I know- Meagan Fox! She’s pretty well defined, I’d say!
There’s a big difference between writing a comment and contributing, RFreed. Take Trey Corley. He had something pertinent to say pertaining to the article he read and he was pretty adamant in his beliefs. Think you could pull off something a little more well-defined in a comment, Freed?
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Nobody is writing any comments lately so I guess I will.