Introducing Bedtime

Introducing Bedtime

Cook: “Here at Apple, we’re proud to announce our latest innovation. It’s called Bedtime, and it can improve your sleep quality by 160%.”

Ive: “Tim, I think bed time is already a thing.”
Cook: “NO, we invented it!

introducing-bedtime

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