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		<title>Seuss Estate Files For Restraining Order Against Vuvuzela Manufacturer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:13:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOOVILLE, Nova Scotia (GlossyNews) &#8212; The estate of Dr. Seuss has filed a restraining order against the manufacturer of the plastic horn known as the Vuvuzela, claiming copyright infringement. The order, handed down in the National Court of South Africa, calls for the immediate cessation of the manufacture of all things Vuvuzela. It also clearly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bjork, Pirates, Determined To Help Iceland Out of Economic Hardship</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201007310454/bjork-pirates-determined-to-help-iceland-out-of-economic-hardship/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[REYKJAVIK, Iceland (GlossyNews) &#8212; Pop singer Bjork (pronounced BEE-YORKKKKK, just like you are upchucking a bad pizza), always a fountainhead of new and eccentric ideas, has decided to help alleviate Iceland&#8217;s terrible economic problems. 
Iceland, long a self reliant land, made a bad mistake by investing heavily in British stocks which plummeted in value during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Director Cameron Making 4-D Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 11:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOODLAND, West Coast (GlossyNews) &#8212; Self-crowned ‘King of Directors’ James Cameron today announced a project expected to establish a new standard in cinema. Speaking from Malibu’s exclusive ‘Pssst, You can smoke in here’ Bistro, the mega-hit crafter was upbeat, while still maintaining his signature condescending tone.
“Art, and that’s why I do, art? In this Hollywoodland [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Are Taking Over This Website To Show You This Message</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201007300348/we-are-taking-over-this-website-to-show-you-this-message/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES
Official notification is hereby given by venue of this website to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity  formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mel Gibson Tortures Wife During Racist Rant while World Looks Away</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201007290506/mel-gibson-tortures-wife-during-racist-rant-while-world-looks-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TawdrySoup.Com</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEXARKANA, Texas (GlossyNews) &#8212; Melvin, or Mel, Gibson, a 75-year-old redneck from Rockdale, Texas, stood on the corner of Cameron Ave and Main this morning. He was dressed in the requisite T-shirt and stained khaki work pants and holding a battered and half nude 72-year-old Dorinda, his wife of 50 years, by the hair while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6-Year Old Somali Girl Given Permission to Sail Solo Around the World</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201007290346/6-year-old-somali-girl-given-permission-to-sail-solo-around-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOGADISHU, Somalia (Glossy News) &#8212; A six-year old Somali girl has been given permission by the Somali government to sail solo around the world in a 46-foot yacht commandeered by her father in a pirate raid off the coast of Somali earlier this year. The father/ daughter pair have been training for this solo adventure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ET&#8217;s to End Earth Monitoring</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201007280607/ets-to-end-earth-monitoring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROSWELL, New Mexico (GlossyNews) &#8211;
The Intergalactic Play Nice Force has decided to abandon Earth operations, so said District Superintendent Greg Gort today.
“The IPNF really has no interest here anymore. It’s a wind-down, could take three Earth years at the outside. Bureaucracy is a constant in the Universe. We’ll run the funding out on the Venus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LeBron Mural Removed, to be Replaced by &#8220;Real&#8221; Clevelander</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sportsmen-sportswomen/201007280440/lebron-mural-removed-to-be-replaced-by-real-clevelander/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tim queeney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CLEVELAND, Ohio (GlossyNews) &#8212; The 10-story billboard of LeBron James that dominates Ontario Street in downtown Cleveland is being removed by the Nike company, which had sponsored the huge mural. According to a Nike spokesman, &#8220;We are removing the LeBron James Witness mural in downtown Cleveland and expect the process to be completed within a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disney Tries Bold Corporate Takeover Of Entire Worlds Of Fantasy</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201007271040/disney-tries-bold-corporate-takeover-of-entire-worlds-of-fantasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disney Corporation has made another great stride in its endeavor to control all possible realms of consumer fantasy. With a buyout of $4 billion in cash and stocks, the great Mickey has bought the upstart Marvel Comics  franchise, the famous comic book non-conformists who created such legendary neo-mythical figures as the Hulk, Spiderman, Iron [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brazil Economists Say Brazil Loss is Victory for Brazil Economy</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201007261939/brazil-economists-say-brazil-loss-is-victory-for-brazil-economy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (GlossySports) -– While almost every Brazilian is saddened by the stunning loss of their team to the Netherlands in the quarter-final match, economists in Brazil are celebrating unabashedly, claiming that the loss has a decidedly silver lining.
Said one high-ranking economist “We were very worried about Brazil’s economy going into the World [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Letters from Summer Camp</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201007250939/more-letters-from-summer-camp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like the little ones, summer camp exists for tweens too. Here is a sampling of a couple of letters the tweens have written home to earn their “composition” badges.
Dear Kate (haha Mom),
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Did you know that Camp Swanomee is a boy/girl camp? I didn’t either, but hey, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rand Paul Denies Being Racist, Like Any Good Racist Would</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201007240557/rand-paul-denies-being-racist-like-any-good-racist-would/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tyson Bam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rand Paul recently made an appearance on the Rachel Maddow show. Those of you not among her sixteen viewers may recognize her as the female MSNBC anchor who looks like Julie Andrew&#8217;s understudy in Victor Victoria. Speaking with Rand Paul, she opened the world to a side of Rand Paul that the world was not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Reps Assure Latest Scandal &#8220;Totally Isn&#8217;t&#8221; About Cocaine</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201007230906/paris-hilton-reps-assure-latest-scandal-totally-isnt-about-cocaine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma_gala</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEVERLY HILLS, California (GlossyNews) &#8212; Paris Hilton, A-list Hollywood actress and star of the the hit film One Night in Paris as well as box office disappointments Bottom’s Up and The Hottie and The Nottie, was involved in a scandalous, embarrassing incident on Wednesday morning June 30, 2010 that may jeopardize the mega-thespian’s future career.
At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Shopped for Toiletries &amp; Cigs Anticipating Jail Stay</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201007230321/lindsay-lohan-shopped-for-toiletries-cigs-anticipating-jail-stay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OS ANGELES, California &#8211; (Glossy News) &#8211; Lindsay Lohan was lucky she had the benefit of other celebrities&#8217; experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she went into the slammer. Big names such as Lil’ Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes, even Martha Stewart, have tweeted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Collapsed on Sidewalk Ignored by Over 200 Facebook Friends</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201007221444/man-collapsed-on-sidewalk-stepped-over-by-at-least-200-facebook-friends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harry Salimi, a 52 year old New York resident, was walking his dog in a busy thoroughfare on Wednesday morning, when a sudden dizzy spell and radiating pains from his right hand sent him sprawling to the ground in a dramatic and outrageous fashion after making two brief stops on the way down: one at [...]]]></description>
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