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		<title>&#8220;Men in Suits&#8221; determine the future of the GOP</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012 election]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. “So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election.” stated the man in the gray suit. “We&#8217;ll make sure that the other candidates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Octomom weds Chaz Bono</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201205131452/octomom-weds-chaz-bono/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 17:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photographers filled sidewalks outside Graceland Chapel this weekend, spilling out into the street and blocking traffic. The paparazzi had thronged to Vegas for a snapshot of what’s being called the wedding of the century. Chaz Bono and a radiant Nadya Suleman became man and wife as a small group of friends and relatives looked on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201205121323/barack-obama-thanks-bristol-palin-for-unsolicited-parental-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201205121323/barack-obama-thanks-bristol-palin-for-unsolicited-parental-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 15:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bristol palin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Barack Obama made certain that he acknowledged the wise words he received indirectly Friday from Bristol Palin with regards to his stance on same-sex marriage. “We are just incredibly thankful to have someone as mature and wise as Bristol Palin taking such an interest in the way Michelle and I are raising our girls, Sasha [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pay-per-view Presidential Debates</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Matthews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geraldo Rivera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Judge Judy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pawn Stars]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=24820</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It is the dark, painful secret of broadcast journalism. Dedicated professionals actually work tirelessly to produce that lowest common denominator pabulum known as ‘mainstream media.’ Insiders admit the fare is about as nutritious as rice cakes dipped in excrement, but they’re quick to blame the audience. CNN’s Anderson Cooper said, “We only have 360,000 viewers, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Halted By Month-old Shooting</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205110453/gingrich-halted-by-month-old-shooting/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205110453/gingrich-halted-by-month-old-shooting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 07:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BATON ROUGE, LA —EBBQ Newt Gingrich hastily called a press conference after appearing on Sean Hannity’s FOXNEWS telecast. He said in opening the sparsely attended 2-reporter conference: “I was completely misquoted in my answer to Sean where he said that I had harshly criticized President Obama for his comment on Trayvon Martin’s tragic shooting. “Here’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weekly Political Wrap Up Includes Syria&#8217;s Lack of Legitimacy</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201205100958/word-on-the-street/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201205100958/word-on-the-street/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 12:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson Pooper</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mexican army]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Monday, President Barack Obama called for a big deficit reduction package to go along with raising the debt ceiling, saying to a reluctant Congress that “it’s time to pull off the band-aid. Eat our peas.”  Authorities are investigating why Congress is so battered and malnourished. Kody Brown of the famous television show Sister Wives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ford Claims Insurance Faith Exemption</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201205090749/ford-claims-insurance-faith-exemption/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201205090749/ford-claims-insurance-faith-exemption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 10:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long after contemporary pundits have passed on to their respective rewards (7th level of Dante’s Inferno) historians may characterize the Affordable Healthcare Act as 2700 pages of unintended consequences. That possibility loomed larger this week as Ford Motor Company triggered what is being called the mother of all loopholes. At issue before the Supreme Court’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dang It, Google Drive, Be Rational!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201205080427/dang-it-google-drive-be-rational/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201205080427/dang-it-google-drive-be-rational/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 06:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Google Drive is the latest entry in the cloud backup and storage game. They offer mad amounts of storage at unbelievably reasonable prices, but they still fairly suck as bad as any of their competitors, and we just have to ask them; why? On my test system, and I&#8217;m running Windows 7, the app takes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 06:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much of Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, they are scorned as repressive by women throughout the rest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Supreme Scrap in Wisconsin</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205061007/the-supreme-scrap/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205061007/the-supreme-scrap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 12:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson Pooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The underside of the dark and dangerous judicial branch was exposed last year when Justice Walsh Bradley accused fellow Justice David Prosser of putting her in a “choke hold” during debate of the constitutionality of the controversial bill eliminating collective bargaining rights for Wisconsin state employee. Luckily for Justice Bradley, Justice Prosser tried to transition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BRICS Loses Vowel, Member After Olympic-Sized Insult</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201205050414/brics-loses-vowel-member-after-olympic-sized-insult/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 06:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>epricq</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Search for replacement country yields bric-a-brac NEW DELHI – The organization of emerging economies, formerly known as BRICS, is struggling after the loss of the only member-state that contributed a vowel to the snappy acronym. At their most recent gathering, a conflict had reportedly developed that ended with India threatening to walk out. The other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Forgotten Gods Seize Egypt</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201205041742/forgotten-gods-seize-egypt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 20:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, few outside the cast of History Channel’s popular ‘Ancient Aliens’ program foresaw this week’s developments. Much to the surprise of the Muslim brotherhood, it appears Osiris, Isis, Horus, Anubis, and a host of lesser ancient deities are in fact real. It appears that way because they appeared, in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201205030438/biggest-moon-this-year-may-cause-record-drunkenness-on-cinco-de-mayo/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201205030438/biggest-moon-this-year-may-cause-record-drunkenness-on-cinco-de-mayo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new warning from the Astronomers Sociological Studies (ASS) group is being circulated around college campuses nationwide advising that this month’s full moon on May 5th may have a stronger gravitational pull than any in past months. An ASS member claims this could have a detrimental effect on one of the biggest drinking holidays of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gaddafi Diary Excerpts Released</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201205020325/gaddafi-diary-excerpts-released/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201205020325/gaddafi-diary-excerpts-released/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 05:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Libya’s Revolutionary Council announced today the discovery of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s personal journals. According to sources, the writings span nearly the entire life of the enigmatic autocrat. The story of how the writings saw daylight is said to be nearly as convoluted as their author. It’s rumored details of the discovery have already been optioned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Non-aborted Person Complains About Lot in Life</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/making-headlines/201205012154/non-aborted-person-complains-about-lot-in-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 00:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
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