GlossyNews.com http://glossynews.com Breaking Broken News Wed, 22 May 2013 03:13:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Republicans Force Illegal Immigrants out of the Country–305 Million to Leave Immediately http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305210632/republicans-force-illegal-immigrants-out-of-the-country-305-million-to-leave-immediately/ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305210632/republicans-force-illegal-immigrants-out-of-the-country-305-million-to-leave-immediately/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 13:32:26 +0000 jeff boldt http://glossynews.com/?p=37824 http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305210632/republicans-force-illegal-immigrants-out-of-the-country-305-million-to-leave-immediately/feed/ 1 Semi-humorous True Life Bear Encounters http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201305210307/semi-humorous-true-life-bear-encounters/ http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201305210307/semi-humorous-true-life-bear-encounters/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 10:07:02 +0000 rfreed http://glossynews.com/?p=37814 http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201305210307/semi-humorous-true-life-bear-encounters/feed/ 1 Age Old Joke Takes Dark Turn; Escalates Quickly (COMIC) http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201305210036/age-old-jokes-takes-dark-turn-escalates-quickly/ http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201305210036/age-old-jokes-takes-dark-turn-escalates-quickly/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 07:36:42 +0000 Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/?p=36461 http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201305210036/age-old-jokes-takes-dark-turn-escalates-quickly/feed/ 2 Flood Warnings Issued After God Knocks Back 8 Cans of Miller Lite http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200634/flood-warnings-issued-after-god-knocks-back-8-cans-of-miller-lite/ http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200634/flood-warnings-issued-after-god-knocks-back-8-cans-of-miller-lite/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 13:34:34 +0000 Laurence Brown http://glossynews.com/?p=36963 http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200634/flood-warnings-issued-after-god-knocks-back-8-cans-of-miller-lite/feed/ 1 NRA Promotes New Mass Shootings to Stimulate Gun Sales http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305200307/nra-promotes-new-mass-shootings-to-stimulate-gun-sales/ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305200307/nra-promotes-new-mass-shootings-to-stimulate-gun-sales/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 10:07:04 +0000 rfreed http://glossynews.com/?p=37812 http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305200307/nra-promotes-new-mass-shootings-to-stimulate-gun-sales/feed/ 1 Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids! (comic) http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200021/bible-study-lets-murder-some-kids-comic/ http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200021/bible-study-lets-murder-some-kids-comic/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 07:21:08 +0000 Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/?p=37202 http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305200021/bible-study-lets-murder-some-kids-comic/feed/ 2 The Advantage of Having Amish Work on Your Farm http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190641/the-advantage-of-having-amish-work-on-your-farm/ http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190641/the-advantage-of-having-amish-work-on-your-farm/#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 13:41:23 +0000 rfreed http://glossynews.com/?p=37650 http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190641/the-advantage-of-having-amish-work-on-your-farm/feed/ 5 Ringmaster Carney Helps Obama Turn Scandals into Circus Spectacular http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305190327/ringmaster-carney-helps-obama-turn-scandals-into-circus-spectacular/ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305190327/ringmaster-carney-helps-obama-turn-scandals-into-circus-spectacular/#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 10:27:42 +0000 jeff boldt http://glossynews.com/?p=37781 http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305190327/ringmaster-carney-helps-obama-turn-scandals-into-circus-spectacular/feed/ 1 There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic) http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190029/there-isnt-no-morality-wo-the-bible-comic/ http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190029/there-isnt-no-morality-wo-the-bible-comic/#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 07:29:20 +0000 Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/?p=36984 http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305190029/there-isnt-no-morality-wo-the-bible-comic/feed/ 2 ABC’s “The Taste” Signs Starving Ethiopian Child as Season 2 Judge http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201305180641/abcs-the-taste-signs-starving-ethiopian-child-as-season-2-judge/ http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201305180641/abcs-the-taste-signs-starving-ethiopian-child-as-season-2-judge/#comments Sat, 18 May 2013 13:41:29 +0000 Reidicule http://glossynews.com/?p=37755 http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201305180641/abcs-the-taste-signs-starving-ethiopian-child-as-season-2-judge/feed/ 1 John Kerry Transfers into Mainframe to Destroy 3D-printed Gun Blueprints http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305180314/john-kerry-transfers-into-mainframe-to-destroy-3d-printed-gun-blueprints/ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305180314/john-kerry-transfers-into-mainframe-to-destroy-3d-printed-gun-blueprints/#comments Sat, 18 May 2013 10:14:16 +0000 dcinsider http://glossynews.com/?p=37700 http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201305180314/john-kerry-transfers-into-mainframe-to-destroy-3d-printed-gun-blueprints/feed/ 1 Travesty of Virginia Deeming Sodomy Legal (comic) http://glossynews.com/society/crime/201305180021/travesty-of-virginia-deeming-sodomy-legal-comic/ http://glossynews.com/society/crime/201305180021/travesty-of-virginia-deeming-sodomy-legal-comic/#comments Sat, 18 May 2013 07:21:08 +0000 Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/?p=37195 http://glossynews.com/society/crime/201305180021/travesty-of-virginia-deeming-sodomy-legal-comic/feed/ 2 Study: Libertarians Enjoy BDSM More Than Fascists http://glossynews.com/society/201305170619/study-libertarians-enjoy-bdsm-more-than-fascists/ http://glossynews.com/society/201305170619/study-libertarians-enjoy-bdsm-more-than-fascists/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 13:19:48 +0000 Veto Votti http://glossynews.com/?p=37605 http://glossynews.com/society/201305170619/study-libertarians-enjoy-bdsm-more-than-fascists/feed/ 3 Pat Robertson’s Releases Greatest Hits Tape–In Category All by Itself http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305170229/pat-robertsons-releases-greatest-hits-tape-in-category-all-by-itself/ http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305170229/pat-robertsons-releases-greatest-hits-tape-in-category-all-by-itself/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 09:29:02 +0000 jeff boldt http://glossynews.com/?p=37789 http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201305170229/pat-robertsons-releases-greatest-hits-tape-in-category-all-by-itself/feed/ 1 Why did the hipster boycott the solar eclipse? (comic) http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201305170024/why-did-the-hipster-boycott-the-solar-eclipse-comic/ http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201305170024/why-did-the-hipster-boycott-the-solar-eclipse-comic/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 07:24:13 +0000 Brian K. White http://glossynews.com/?p=37687 http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201305170024/why-did-the-hipster-boycott-the-solar-eclipse-comic/feed/ 1