LONDON (AP) — GlossyNews.com – Wills and Kate®, a royal pair if ever there was one, is the official copyrighted name of the British Royal Family’s new world tour idea.
Set to run through 2011, the tour will begin in Canada on June 30 – with an overnight at the Arctic Circle Hilton; move to California on July 8 for two days at Disneyland; thence proceeding around the globe.
Wills and Kate® will be passing through Hawaii, Pago Pago, New Zealand, Indonesia, Japan, China, Argentina, Brazil, Rome – with a lunch stop at The Vatican; Paris – with an overnight in Brittany; Denmark, Finland – leaving out Sweden; and the final stop in Moscow, Idaho – leaving out Russia completely; before landing back home in London for a New Year’s Eve twirl on the Eye.
Each stop of this meticulously planned Wills and Kate® adventure to sell the monarchy to a willing world, is to be accompanied by a series of luxurious meet-and-greets available to commoners and swells alike for the mere pittance of 25€ – $33.00US; VIPs can add a photo op and a hug for 110€ – $150.00US.
The Crown has decided that a 3 billion share TV audience is worth pushing further and all receipts will benefit the British deficit reduction. A deficit which is due in no small part to the ‘salaries’ paid to the Royals and their Rolls Royce taste, which goes beyond the 60 cars they own to include art, Corgi dogs, a penchant for $3,000/night hotel rooms and $500 Champagne, and the many other indulgences unavailable to the hoi polloi.
And Brother Harry, a lusty prince in the eyes of the world? He will follow his brother’s Wills and Kate® world tour on Twitter. You can follow too: @BroPrinceHarry and #Wills&Kate®.