YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far

 

Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings

Donald Trump Adopts Formerly Liberal Philosophy of ‘The Constitution is a Living Document’

Mugabe, Erdogan and Putin Warn Trump of the Dangers of Arbitrary Constitutional Overreaches

Justin Trudeau Sneeringly Dismisses Catholic Church’s Calls for ‘Anti-Christianityophobia’ Motion

North Korea: New Constitution Features Blank Page Riddled with Bloodstains

Islamic Republic Fanatics Horrified by Ruthless Culture Business Bureaucracy in Europe

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