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		<title>Comment on God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201204271614/god-allah-and-jehovah-were-strolling-along-arguing-as-usual/#comment-47951</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 03:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Simmer down, I know who Shepp is. It was a play on words. You do know this is a comedy site right?
Men! sheesh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Simmer down, I know who Shepp is. It was a play on words. You do know this is a comedy site right?<br />
Men! sheesh.</p>
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		<title>Comment on God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201204271614/god-allah-and-jehovah-were-strolling-along-arguing-as-usual/#comment-47950</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NO!!!
Shepp!  Shepp!
The fourth of the 
Three Stooges who replaced Curly!

Women just don&#039;t get it!
The Three Stooges is definitely a guy thing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NO!!!<br />
Shepp!  Shepp!<br />
The fourth of the<br />
Three Stooges who replaced Curly!</p>
<p>Women just don&#8217;t get it!<br />
The Three Stooges is definitely a guy thing!</p>
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		<title>Comment on God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201204271614/god-allah-and-jehovah-were-strolling-along-arguing-as-usual/#comment-47949</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 02:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is Shepp? Is it anything like Greek? Spanish?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is Shepp? Is it anything like Greek? Spanish?</p>
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		<title>Comment on God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201204271614/god-allah-and-jehovah-were-strolling-along-arguing-as-usual/#comment-47939</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 13:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh nuts!
I forgot to write in Shepp!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh nuts!<br />
I forgot to write in Shepp!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pay-per-view Presidential Debates by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/#comment-47916</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I do a Pay-Per-View on the lady in the white dress?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I do a Pay-Per-View on the lady in the white dress?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pay-per-view Presidential Debates by Kilroy</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/#comment-47906</link>
		<dc:creator>Kilroy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 02:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rimshot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rimshot!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/#comment-47897</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 21:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So in other words you&#039;ve had a different sort of &#039;wardrobe malfunction&#039;.
That&#039;s what I get for ordering them from China.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So in other words you&#8217;ve had a different sort of &#8216;wardrobe malfunction&#8217;.<br />
That&#8217;s what I get for ordering them from China.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pay-per-view Presidential Debates by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/#comment-47891</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why? She late for her Burka fitting?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why? She late for her Burka fitting?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Pay-per-view Presidential Debates by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201205112152/pay-per-view-presidential-debates/#comment-47872</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 05:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want the phone number of the woman in the white dress, among other things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want the phone number of the woman in the white dress, among other things.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Octomom weds Chaz Bono by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201205131452/octomom-weds-chaz-bono/#comment-47862</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 17:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Touching Mother&#039;s Day tale, Liberties. Bravo. Your story made this day extra special.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Touching Mother&#8217;s Day tale, Liberties. Bravo. Your story made this day extra special.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice by Brandt Hardin</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201205121323/barack-obama-thanks-bristol-palin-for-unsolicited-parental-advice/#comment-47846</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandt Hardin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 18:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Like mother, like daughter.   Bristol is selling herself in any form or fashion just like Sarah, to make that money.  She pays a ghost-writer to slap together blog entries on hot-button issues to shamelessly promote herself.  Talk about some successful capitalists- all body and no brains.  See how far they’re willing to go for the cash at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like mother, like daughter.   Bristol is selling herself in any form or fashion just like Sarah, to make that money.  She pays a ghost-writer to slap together blog entries on hot-button issues to shamelessly promote herself.  Talk about some successful capitalists- all body and no brains.  See how far they’re willing to go for the cash at <a href="http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html" rel="nofollow">http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html</a></p>
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		<title>Comment on Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/#comment-47835</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 01:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m only letting you THINK it works Freed. Watch your back...did you say grim reaper?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m only letting you THINK it works Freed. Watch your back&#8230;did you say grim reaper?</p>
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		<title>Comment on Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas by rfreed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/#comment-47794</link>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 04:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to know it works.



And why is the Grim Reaper walking hand in hand with that guy in the photo?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to know it works.</p>
<p>And why is the Grim Reaper walking hand in hand with that guy in the photo?</p>
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		<title>Comment on John Boehner Changing Last Name to BAY-ner by Kurt</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/200912011533/john-boehner-changing-last-name-to-bay-ner/#comment-47781</link>
		<dc:creator>Kurt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 12:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Boner is a funnmy name</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Boner is a funnmy name</p>
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		<title>Comment on Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas by P. Beckert</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/201205070416/burkas-on-american-women-not-such-a-bad-idea/#comment-47770</link>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 19:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mmfpph</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mmfpph</p>
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