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		<title>Fidel Polled Better Than Newt in Miami</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fidel Castro]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIAMI, FL —GlossyNews In a revealing, some even said shocking, poll taken after the Jacksonville GOPTea™ debate in Florida, Fidel Castro came in 4% ahead of Newt Gingrich, one of the real candidates for the presidential primary contest. The poll has a MOE of ±.025% and was conducted in the city’s central semi-residential district. People [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow; Predicts Six More Months of Newt Gingrich</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201202020829/punxsutawney-phil-sees-shadow-predicts-six-more-months-of-newt-gingrich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folks in Pennsylvania have been complaining for years about all the taxpayer money they spend on lavishing their resident star groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, with the best hole in the county and some of the finest fruits and vegetables around. For what they’re spending, they don’t feel they are getting much more than a quick peek [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ringling Brothers Circus Sues Republicans And Democrats Over Rights ToThe Title &#8220;Greatest Circus  On Earth&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201201301928/ringling-brothers-circus-sues-republicans-and-democrats-over-rights-tothe-title-greatest-circus-on-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201201301928/ringling-brothers-circus-sues-republicans-and-democrats-over-rights-tothe-title-greatest-circus-on-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ringling Brothers Circus is suing both the Republican and Democratic Parties for infringements on the copyright claim of running &#8216;The Biggest Circus In The World&#8217;. The Ringling Brothers, for a century the largest traveling circus on the circuit, is now upset that the two Presidential Parties are now cutting into their business. “Our clowns are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aging Gingrich Sucking Life Out of Youthful Santorum Race</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201201201958/aging-gingrich-sucking-life-out-of-youthful-santorum-race/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elections]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Volunteers for GOP candidate Rick Santorum say they are growing more tired by the day trying to come up with good things to say about Newt Gingrich in order to keep the Gingrich/Santorum tag team going against candidate Mitt Romney. “At first we thought, ok, Newt is a bright dude, he has a bit more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recycling Republicans</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/computers-and-technology/201201121931/recycling-republicans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCENARIO- A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia- tubes transporting strangely colored liquids run here and there connecting into buzzing machines. Varied colored indicator lights flicker on and off. All of these things seem to center upon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newt Reveals &#8216;Cart Before Horse&#8217; Campaign</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201112152011/newt-reveals-cart-before-horse-campaign/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201112152011/newt-reveals-cart-before-horse-campaign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Callista Gingrich]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES, IA —GlossyNews GOPTea Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich proposes to mount a nationwide nomination strategy without the use of a strong professional campaign staff. He says all he has is Callista. Gingrich freely admits it is a dizzy idea. &#8220;It&#8217;s Callista and I against them all. We’re hauling in office furniture right now, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOPTea: Rock/Paper/Scissors Instead</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201110102121/goptea-rockpaperscissors-instead-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC —GlossyNews The GOPTea has sent out an amazing alternate proposal to the 50 states, territories and District of Columbia to replace the various GOPTea presidential caucuses and primaries in 2012 with a complicated Rock/Paper/Scissors Contest, or GOPTea–RPS. And it&#8217;s winner take all. Reince Priebus, the national master of &#8216;I before E&#8217; logic and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Makes Huge Announcement</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201110090556/new-jersey-governor-chris-christie-makes-huge-announcement/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201110090556/new-jersey-governor-chris-christie-makes-huge-announcement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 08:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I’ve given it much consideration,” said New Jersey Governor Chris Christie at an impromptu news conference called late Monday afternoon at the New Jersey diner where Christie is a regular customer. “I know that this decision will have a major impact on my wife Mary Pat, as well as my children, and so what I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TLC Turns Republican Presidential Debates into Hit Reality Series</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201110080501/tlc-turns-republican-presidential-debates-into-hit-reality-series/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201110080501/tlc-turns-republican-presidential-debates-into-hit-reality-series/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 07:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD – Look out, Snooki! Here come Newt and Mitt! Watch your back, Simon Cowell! The “TX-Factor” is right behind you! While television network executives grapple with the generally weak ratings for their new fall lineup – a mostly tepid rehash of formulaic reality shows, sitcoms and police procedurals – the season’s one breakout hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keeping Up with the Ex-Presidents Broadcasts Live from the White House</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201110071449/keeping-up-with-the-ex-presidents-broadcasts-live-from-the-white-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 17:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President-elect Obama today had lunch with four former Presidents- Bush 1 and 2, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter. George Bush Sr. from habit wiped his hands with a sanitized wipe after shaking Obama&#8217;s hand. All gave him bits of advice from their Presidential experience. Mini-me Bush showed him the secret drawer on the desk where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann Could Never Be Democrats</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201109200712/the-revenge-of-affirmative-action/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201109200712/the-revenge-of-affirmative-action/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really I don’t understand why so many Liberals I have lots of admiration for get kinda ‘mouth foamy’ at the mention of Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann. My liberal friends seem to genuinely despise those two women. Myself, I don’t really hate anybody. Except for the guy who did that ‘Pina Colada” song; he should [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Ryan Attacked by Pack of Angry Lemurs</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201109181315/paul-ryan-attacked-by-pack-of-angry-lemurs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Ryan is back home in Wisconsin and resting comfortably after suffering an attack by a pack of angry lemurs at a Southwest Florida elementary school where Ryan was speaking last Friday. “He’s got a few nasty scratches,” said Ryan’s wife, Janna, “but doctors expect him to make a full recovery within a few weeks.” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Cheney Goes After Santa Claus Next</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/books-newspapers-misc/201109140636/dick-cheney-goes-after-santa-claus-next/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/books-newspapers-misc/201109140636/dick-cheney-goes-after-santa-claus-next/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 09:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dick Cheney claims his new book In My Time is accomplishing exactly what he set out to accomplish, shattering dreams of an idyllic America and pissing people off. “This is a war zone people, and the sooner you get it into your thick heads, the better,” said Cheney at a recent book signing at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tea Party’s bold plans to eliminate the debt completely by December 17th</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201109130519/the-tea-party%e2%80%99s-bold-plans-to-eliminate-the-debt-completely-by-december-17th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this month, after a long and contentious fight between Democrats and Tea Party Republicans, our federal government narrowly avoided its first-ever credit default. People all over the world waited anxiously to find out whether our elected officials were going to voluntarily inflict economic suicide on the nation. In the final nail-biting hours, they reached [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homeless Economist Doubts Change in Fed Monetary Policy Can Save Him</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201109100550/homeless-economist-doubts-change-in-fed-monetary-policy-can-save-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 08:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
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