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		<title>MMAs Dennis Hallman Explains Wearing Tight Speedos in UFC Fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter Dennis “Superman” Hallman caused quite a stir Saturday night when he walked into the UFC ring wearing a too-tight pair of Speedo trucks to take on opponent Brian Ebersole. UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) President Dana White claims later he was totally embarrassed watching the fight with, as he put it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pittsburgh Pirates &#8220;Sorry&#8221;; Promise to Stop Winning</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, the front office of the Pittsburgh Pirates made a formal apology to Major League Baseball and all of its fans for having such a successful 2011 season so far. “We’re ashamed to say that, this year, we haven’t done a good job sticking to our reputation of finishing in last place in the division,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muscle Confusion Applies to the Brain as Well</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201106200504/muscle-confusion-applies-to-the-brain-as-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 08:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Anthony Weiner decided to finally show off his results using P90X, the popular workout program that uses &#8220;muscle confusion&#8221; to go from regular to ripped in just 90 days. Following in the the footsteps of fellow congressman Christopher Lee, who used the program himself to achieve amazing results, Rep. Weiner decided to take the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weiner Says It&#8217;s Not His &#8216;Weener&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201106020726/weiner-says-its-not-his-weener/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY. GlossyNews.com &#8211; Rep. Anthony Weiner has aroused more suspicion today by neither confirming nor denying that the crotch in question is his, and reiterated his opinion that the incident is, &#8220;a distraction, and nothing more than a silly prank by someone who probably goes by a name like Willy or Wang.&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Favre’s NFL Retirement Fuels Movie Rumors</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 06:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>craig lesterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Brett Favre recently announced his retirement from football (again), speculation began almost immediately that he would finally be coaxed into making his long-anticipated return to Hollywood. For years, fans and film critics have urged the multi-talented Favre to hang up his shoulder pads and concentrate on his blossoming acting career. But his fruitless pursuit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Liberty Loses Innocence to Greedy Suitors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 04:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a heinous act; too vile and too great for our minds to even truly comprehend. Lady Liberty, our much beloved symbol of America, was assaulted and callously violated today in an attack that has left the nation breathless with shock and disbelief. In a rape in which she was violated by those she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwight Freeney Learning to Take the &#8220;Free&#8221; Out of His Name</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201012310358/dwight-freeney-learning-to-take-the-free-out-of-his-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 07:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dexter Sinistri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those who follow NFL apparently know who Dwight Freeney is, even if most of America, and the landlord on his recording studio, haven&#8217;t heard a peep from him. He&#8217;s being sued for $422,150 in back rent on the studio, a sum as absurd as the idea that he should have such a facility in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infamous Miley Cyrus &#8216;Up Skirt&#8217; Photo to Appear on Postage Stamp</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201009210505/infamous-miley-cyrus-up-skirt-photo-to-appear-on-postage-stamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US Postal Service Postmaster General, Melvis P. Phelps, introduced the new Miley Cyrus Upskirt Postage Stamp to a mostly stunned and open mouthed crowd of reporters. Over the hushed crowd, he immediately tried to explain the importance of bringing newer, more youthful stamp collectors and users into the US Postal system. “Look folks, with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bowling Scandal Diverts Negative Attention from Tiger Woods</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201002210427/bowling-scandal-diverts-negative-attention-from-tiger-woods/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201002210427/bowling-scandal-diverts-negative-attention-from-tiger-woods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHEYENNE, WY &#8211; Still recovering from the Tiger Woods scandal, the sports world finds itself mired in yet another public spectacle. Three-time PBA tour champion Slim “Fats” Fettwanst is suing Lurlene Jenks, owner of the “Preemptive Strikes” 32-lane bowling alley just outside Cheyenne, Wyoming. Jenks stands accused of damaging Fettwanst’s equipment during a crucial moment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Former Singer/Drug Addict Bobby Brown Wins X-Games 14 Snowboarding Medal</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201002131355/former-singerdrug-addict-bobby-brown-wins-x-games-14-snowboarding-medal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ASPEN, Colorado &#8212; R&#38;B sensation Bobby Brown left a successful stint with New Edition in 1987 to pursue a solo career, which garnered him a string of Top 10 Billboard hits and a Grammy Award. But Brown&#8217;s increasingly bizarre behavior throughout the 1990s and early 2000s began to overshadow his past glory. In 2003, Brown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Converts to Mormonism, Declares 2nd Wife – Seeking More?</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201002080418/tiger-woods-converts-to-mormonism-declares-2nd-wife-%e2%80%93-seeking-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Salt Lake City, UT – Thurl Bailey step aside, the LDS Church will soon have a new spokesmodel. In a bizarre turn of events yesterday morning, LDS Church elders in Salt Lake City announced that Tiger Woods has decided to join the Mormon Church. Woods, who has been searching for meaning to his life like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McGwire Admits to Using Prayer to Gain Competitive Edge</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201001130709/mcgwire-admits-to-using-prayer-to-gain-competitive-edge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Maggitti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) &#8212; During a fifty-minute interview with Bob Costas on the MLB Network yesterday, former St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire confessed tearfully that he had turned to prayer in order to treat injuries that had kept him off the field repeatedly in the early 1990s. &#8220;I was a walking MASH unit,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Madison Not One of Tiger Woods’ Mistresses</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/200912120209/ashley-madison-not-one-of-tiger-woods%e2%80%99-mistresses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Ashley Madison is not one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses, then who is she and what does this have to do with Tiger Woods you ask? Plenty. If you didn’t know better, you’d think that Ashley Madison was just another interior design firm, or a designer of women’s high end house dresses, or even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Egocentric Obviously Jailed for Assault</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/200911060319/celebrity-egocentric-obviously-jailed-for-assault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the UK’s legion of shit-for-brains overpaid Premier League footballers broke a woman&#8217;s nose with a single head butt after declaring, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you know who I am? I’m an effin’ millionaire&#8221;, a jury sitting at Smegmadale Assizes heard in evidence yesterday. Scumborough Athletic striker (sic – no pun intended) Marlon Dork, 19, also &#8220;harassed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillies Fan Flogs Golly for Tickets</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/200911040545/phillies-fan-flogs-golly-for-tickets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American woman charged with offering sex in exchange for World Series baseball tickets maintains she has committed no crime nor done anything wrong by flogging her golly on the internet. &#8220;I&#8217;m not embarrassed about my actions but I&#8217;m effin’ furious about how I was set up and then arrested,&#8221; Fellattia Wankerstein, from the Slutborough [...]]]></description>
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