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		<title>Random Pointlessness Takes the World by Storm</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Denizens of the universe have apparently discovered a favorite new sport. Called “Random Pointlessness”, or RP for short, this sport involves a fair amount of hard work and sweat, but nothing remotely resembling intelligence. Random Pointlessness was invented in Pennsylvania where it quickly surpassed football as the most boring thing to watch on television. Inevitably, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ESPN’s Mel Kiper Picks Himself as #1 Pick in NFL Draft</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sportsmen-sportswomen/201108130445/espn%e2%80%99s-mel-kiper-picks-himself-as-1-pick-in-nfl-draft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 07:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Leeman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywoodland, CA (GlossySports) &#8212; ESPN’s latest NFL mock draft surprises many draft pundits, but it comes as absolutely no surprise to football analyst Mel Kiper, Jr. Speaking to reporters earlier today, he defended his latest top draft pick projection. “A lot of careful, methodical research has been done by my staff,” started the slick-haired Kiper. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MMAs Dennis Hallman Explains Wearing Tight Speedos in UFC Fight</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201108120517/mmas-dennis-hallman-explains-wearing-tight-speedos-in-ufc-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter Dennis “Superman” Hallman caused quite a stir Saturday night when he walked into the UFC ring wearing a too-tight pair of Speedo trucks to take on opponent Brian Ebersole. UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) President Dana White claims later he was totally embarrassed watching the fight with, as he put it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rock Climbing- A Sport For The Daring And The Deranged</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201108101030/rock-climbing-a-sport-for-the-daring-and-the-deranged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rock Climbing: A Sport for the Daring And the Deranged – Part I Life is not interesting enough for some people, so they come up with sports like rock climbing to compensate for it. Rock climbing is the sport where people (many of whom have not fully advanced on the scale of total human evolution, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Favre Ready To Retire &#8212; Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 06:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Leeman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GREENBAY, WI (GlossyNews) &#8212; In a surprising and unexpected career move, Brett Favre officially announced today that he is retiring from fatherhood. &#8220;Since I have returned to the game I love, my attention will be shifting away from my family and back to football,&#8221; Favre told reporters during a mandatory practice earlier today. He added, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pittsburgh Pirates &#8220;Sorry&#8221;; Promise to Stop Winning</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201107282022/pittsburgh-pirates-sorry-promise-to-stop-winning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, the front office of the Pittsburgh Pirates made a formal apology to Major League Baseball and all of its fans for having such a successful 2011 season so far. “We’re ashamed to say that, this year, we haven’t done a good job sticking to our reputation of finishing in last place in the division,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muscle Confusion Applies to the Brain as Well</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201106200504/muscle-confusion-applies-to-the-brain-as-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 08:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Anthony Weiner decided to finally show off his results using P90X, the popular workout program that uses &#8220;muscle confusion&#8221; to go from regular to ripped in just 90 days. Following in the the footsteps of fellow congressman Christopher Lee, who used the program himself to achieve amazing results, Rep. Weiner decided to take the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weiner Says It&#8217;s Not His &#8216;Weener&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201106020726/weiner-says-its-not-his-weener/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 10:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY. GlossyNews.com &#8211; Rep. Anthony Weiner has aroused more suspicion today by neither confirming nor denying that the crotch in question is his, and reiterated his opinion that the incident is, &#8220;a distraction, and nothing more than a silly prank by someone who probably goes by a name like Willy or Wang.&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Favre’s NFL Retirement Fuels Movie Rumors</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201105050238/brett-favre%e2%80%99s-nfl-retirement-fuels-movie-rumors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 06:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>craig lesterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Brett Favre recently announced his retirement from football (again), speculation began almost immediately that he would finally be coaxed into making his long-anticipated return to Hollywood. For years, fans and film critics have urged the multi-talented Favre to hang up his shoulder pads and concentrate on his blossoming acting career. But his fruitless pursuit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arena Football Eases Fans Qualms About Suffering an NFL Lockout</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sporting-events/201105030155/nfl-lockout-lifted-heres-who-in-fact-gives-a-rip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 05:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Barnhart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you struggle to understand the meaning of life? Worried your bladder will explode while riding an elevator? Scratching an itchy ear with a paper clip (quite frankly, who hasn’t)? Then there’s an event happening nearby that’ll make your scalp tingle. It’s the 2011 Arena Football League (AFL) season. It’s already week 8, but don’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Liberty Loses Innocence to Greedy Suitors</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201104090105/lady-liberty-visciously-violated/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201104090105/lady-liberty-visciously-violated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 04:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a heinous act; too vile and too great for our minds to even truly comprehend. Lady Liberty, our much beloved symbol of America, was assaulted and callously violated today in an attack that has left the nation breathless with shock and disbelief. In a rape in which she was violated by those she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Official Guide To Almost Injury-Free Snowboarding</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201103270501/the-official-guide-to-almost-injury-free-snowboarding/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/sports/201103270501/the-official-guide-to-almost-injury-free-snowboarding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 08:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the fact that you hate the cold, hate putting on piles of clothing and hate rocketing yourself off a mountain at the speed of sound because it could possibly kill you, you still have to look cool for your friends. Snowboarding is a great way to accomplish all that. So, if you must take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Professional Sport Career Allows Man to Enjoy Data Entry Hobby</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201102130548/professional-sport-career-allows-man-to-enjoy-data-entry-hobby/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/sports/201102130548/professional-sport-career-allows-man-to-enjoy-data-entry-hobby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 09:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lamoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Local man, Clive McNeish, revealed today how fortunate he feels being paid a reasonable annual salary for just two hours work a week as a professional squash player. This leaves a full 38 hours a week free for McNeish to indulge himself in his unusual hobby of data entry at Drudge Corp. &#8220;I’m just so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nation Shocked as Socialists Win The Super Bowl!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/201102120253/nation-shocked-as-socialists-win-the-super-bowl/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/sports/201102120253/nation-shocked-as-socialists-win-the-super-bowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 06:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the heart of all things American. Not letting on that they are an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>‘Nouveau Homeless’ Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sporting-events/201102061055/%e2%80%98nouveau-homeless%e2%80%99-emerge-as-travel-to-super-bowl-sacked-by-mother-nature/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 14:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thousands of Steelers and Packers fans found it almost impossible to get to Arlington, Texas for the Super Bowl game to be played on Sunday. Some are telling travel hell stories straight from the play books of the comedy film “Planes, Trains and Automobiles. One weary traveler stranded at Columbus International Airport Friday night was [...]]]></description>
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