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		<title>Residents of Heaven Complain about Lack of Freedom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Residents of a community somewhere in southern California are coming forward with serious allegations of discrimination, forced behavior, and restrictions on personal freedom. Compared by its residents to ‘prison’ the community apparently forces them to wear white robes at all times and to sing hymns for the community’s dictatorial administrator. That’s not the worst of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camping Not Sure How He Missed Predicting Own Stroke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 08:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SOUTH OAKLAND, CA —Glossy News Harold Camping [the American Christian radio host who falsely prophesied that the world would end on May 21] suffered a stroke in June but is slowly recovering. Acting on God&#8217;s advice, he will soon be able to return home. Mr. and Mrs. Camping expressed their thankfulness for his stroke rehab [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baptist Minister Performs Exorcism on Stock Market</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201106160949/baptist-minister-performs-exorcism-on-stock-market/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201106160949/baptist-minister-performs-exorcism-on-stock-market/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Biz News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York, NY &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; “DEMONS OF VOLATILITY, COME OUT!” So declaimed the Rev. Buster Shillerberg yesterday afternoon on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange. The diminutive Reverend Shillerberg spoke in loud oracular tones that rolled like thunder over a bemused crowd of well-dressed Wall Street types watching from the sidewalk. “DEMONS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doomsday Prophet Admits Using LOST to Predict Rapture</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201106020311/doomsday-prophet-admits-using-lost-to-predict-rapture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 06:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kilroy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012 judgment day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[armageddon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harold Camping, whose prediction about the Rapture failed to materialize, has admitted using clues gleaned from the now canceled ABC series LOST to calculate the date. “I don’t know what went wrong,” he lamented, wiping the tears from his eyes with hundred dollar bills. “The clues were all there.  My math was right. I’m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crap, I Totally Blew Off the Day of Doom</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201105210747/crap-i-totally-blew-off-the-day-of-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 11:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I had every good intention of giving the End of the World* my undivided attention. Unfortunately, I had several things on my to do list that took precedence and, before I knew it, the day was upon me. Looked at my watch and it was half past midnight on the 21st of May. Oh [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pentagon Study Finds Atheist in Foxhole</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201105200212/pentagon-study-finds-atheist-in-foxhole/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201105200212/pentagon-study-finds-atheist-in-foxhole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 05:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deputy Secretary of Defense Scott Turlock spoke from the Pentagon this week to announce news that portends even more paradigm challenges for the United States military forces. “Well we don’t know how he got there either. Our plate’s pretty full right now just trying to make the new gay policy happen. We’ve asked Congress for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evangelicals Target Home Depot’s Despotism</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201104210243/evangelicals-target-home-depot%e2%80%99s-despotism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 06:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To casual observers Kathy Klavan might seem just another middle class homemaker raising her children in this Atlanta suburb, but her heart burns with a defining passion. She wants Home Depot punished for its efforts to destroy America. “Yeah, Calvin and I are very active in our community” said the attractive brunette from her Druid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taliban Starts Rightist Evangelical Branch in U.S.</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201104190255/taliban-starts-rightist-evangelical-branch-in-u-s/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201104190255/taliban-starts-rightist-evangelical-branch-in-u-s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 06:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Taliban, recognizing the similarities between their doctrines and that of the Christian Right, have started an Evangelical Taliban branch in the U.S. Spokesman Tali Wozati stated &#8220;Although Christian fundamentalists are heathen dogs who will burn in Hell fire for eternity, we find parts of their creed to be attractive- intolerance for anything not of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Communicate with Ghosts? There&#8217;s an App for That</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/gadgets-and-gizmos/201103261121/communicate-with-ghosts-theres-an-app-for-that/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/gadgets-and-gizmos/201103261121/communicate-with-ghosts-theres-an-app-for-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 14:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Raleigh NC &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; For unemployed twentysomething Reginald J Wainsborough the good news was that when his Uncle Harley died a month ago he left Reginald a diamond brooch worth $1 million. The bad news was that Uncle Harley’s will neglected to mention where the brooch was stored. That left Reginald hiring an expensive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Micro-Religions Gain Market Share to Chagrin of Mega-Churches</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201102281745/micro-religions-gain-market-share-to-chagrin-of-mega-churches/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201102281745/micro-religions-gain-market-share-to-chagrin-of-mega-churches/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 21:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year’s Nielsen Prayer Ratings, considered an important indicator of sociological trends, put numbers to anticipated demographic shifts, yet contained surprises too. While “Please don’t let her be pregnant” prayers showed expected growth among males 18-25, the 2011 NPR garnered controversy and condemnation among traditional ‘big box’ religious outlets. The study shows a decided move [...]]]></description>
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		<title>East Texas Town Succumbs to Old-Fashioned Steapl Chase</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201101101200/east-texas-town-succumbs-to-old-fashioned-steapl-chase/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201101101200/east-texas-town-succumbs-to-old-fashioned-steapl-chase/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TawdrySoup.Com</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Raisin, TX-The East Texas town of Raisin has found itself in a predictable predicament culminating from the holier-than-thou atmosphere that often pervades small towns across the United States. When you approach Raisin, a town of 2500 that sits in a dale along a two-lane highway, a gigantic weathered sign depicts an intimate close-up of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shocking Truth Behind Highest Level Religious Moves Towards Social Media</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201101060635/shocking-truth-behind-highest-level-religious-moves-towards-social-media/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201101060635/shocking-truth-behind-highest-level-religious-moves-towards-social-media/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 10:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE VATICAN, ROME —BobZaguy Socio-political similarities have surfaced between the two most famous world-class conservative church leaders who publicly don&#8217;t seem to pay much mind to each other. However, two bone-shaking statements were made a few days apart by the two men and have most of the world&#8217;s religious pundits looking for a pin to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Confirms Intervention in Florida School Board Shooting</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201012230237/god-confirms-intervention-in-florida-school-board-shooting/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201012230237/god-confirms-intervention-in-florida-school-board-shooting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Panama City, FL. (GlossyNews.com) &#8211; School superintendent Bill Husfelt, who survived a gunman&#8217;s vendetta during a board meeting on Tuesday, claims God protected him when suspect Clay Duke opened fire on him and his colleagues. &#8220;God was standing in front of me, and I&#8217;ll go to my grave believing that&#8221;, he was quoted as saying. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mitre Spins as Vatican Does Safety Dance U-Turn</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201011290442/mitre-spins-as-vatican-does-safety-dance-u-turn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The mother Church of Christendom was roiled this week by excerpts from a new book by Pope Benedict LVMCIII. The book, “Because I said So” has stirred controversy due to several passages wherein the Pontiff clarifies condom use. Somewhere in chapter XVII of the lengthy tome, Benedict writes the following: “There is no reason for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus: “I Need a Militia Like I Need an A-hole on My Elbow”</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/religion/201011270250/jesus-%e2%80%9ci-need-a-militia-like-i-need-an-asshole-on-my-elbow%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 06:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ALANSON, Mich. (Glossy News) &#8212; When news reached Heaven that a Midwestern militia was discovered training Jesus on handling the upcoming rapture, the Son of God laughed and exclaimed, “I need a militia to help me like I need an asshole on my elbow. And If I needed an asshole on my elbow, we&#8217;d all [...]]]></description>
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