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		<title>Mutant 2nd Graders – A Terrifying, Formidable Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 05:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Barnhart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Stock Exchange rose 3,000 points yesterday when news finally reached the floor of mutant second graders taking charge of financial interests in this country. Investment adviser, William Buffington III was reported hiding in a restroom stall, quivering while stammering, “The little brat just walked up and took my keyboard. I tried to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crayola Announces New “John Boehner Orange” Crayon Color</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201103310820/crayola-announces-new-%e2%80%9cjohn-boehner-orange%e2%80%9d-crayon-color/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 11:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>norbert b. snortwhistle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pumpkin Place, Ohio (GlossyNews) —The poop on politics from Norbert B. Snortwhistle. The iconic Crayola crayon company announced it will introduce a new crayon color, “John Boehner Orange,” based on what it calls the “distinctive, even unique, hues and shades” of the House Speaker’s perpetual tan. Sources say the new Boehner-inspired color is a carefully [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land&#8230; Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201102250758/computer-beats-kids-at-candy-land-holy-terrorbytes-batman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juvenal Delinquent</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Candy Land]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[IBM is at it again, but this time their target for domination isn’t aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters. No, its electronic jaws are now chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in science and technology this past week was the defeat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy 14, Cracks Skull in Attempt to Board Hogwarts Express</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/strange-people/201012091440/boy-14-cracks-skull-in-attempt-to-board-hogwarts-express/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/strange-people/201012091440/boy-14-cracks-skull-in-attempt-to-board-hogwarts-express/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 18:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skaple369</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[London, England (Glossy News) – Paramedics arrived at London King’s Cross Railway Station on September 1st at 11:13 a.m. after a teenage boy of fourteen years cracked his scull in an attempt to get to platform 9¾ from the very popular Harry Potter books. Devon Kinney and his mother, Debora Kinney were on their way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy 16, Builds Life-Size Anatomically Correct Girl From Legos</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201011301049/boy-16-builds-life-size-anatomically-correct-girl-from-legos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seattle, Ore. (Glossy News) - Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son&#8217;s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed. A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Safety Tips to Avoid Raisin Poisonation</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201010280604/halloween-safety-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laura Pearlman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Halloween will soon be upon us. Here are some simple tips that should help keep the holiday safe and fun for everyone. 1. When planning your children&#8217;s trick-or-treating route, stick to residential neighborhoods. Try to avoid deserted industrial areas, construction sites, and toxic waste dumps. 2. Novelty contact lenses can add a new dimension to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Upset Lassie Leaves Timmy Down The Well</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201010220239/upset-lassie-leaves-timmy-down-the-well/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201010220239/upset-lassie-leaves-timmy-down-the-well/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cletus Broken Feather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Through an interpreter (the Dog Whisperer), Lassie has informed local police the she has no plans to tell them which well Timmy is stuck in. The famous collie, who has saved the boy from multiple wells, caves, fires, storms, lions, wolves, bears, snakes, wells, collapsing buildings, and several other life threatening situations, has said that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Child Protective Services Crackdowns on Tater Tots, ‘Baby Back&#8217; Ribs</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201010050939/child-protective-services-crackdowns-on-tater-tots-%e2%80%98baby-back-ribs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SACRAMENTO, California (GlossyNews) &#8212; The California Department of Social Services launched the biggest child abuse crackdown in the agency’s history. Citing various infractions of both state and federal laws, the enforcement division of the CDSS, the Child Protective Services (CPS). often called the Goon Squad, made simultaneous raids at various homes and business locations across [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Young Boy&#8217;s Wish Granted; Becomes Oscar Meyer Weiner</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201009260324/young-boys-wish-granted-becomes-oscar-meyer-weiner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 10:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bargis Tryhol</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rogersville, TN &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; Little Johnny Krebbs loved to sit around his rural Rogersville home like any other kid daydreaming and making wishes. He wished for a puppy. Other times he wished for a new bicycle, but it wasn’t until he wished-upon-a-lucky-star while singing a popular kids song that his wishes finally came true&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Letters from Summer Camp</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201007250939/more-letters-from-summer-camp/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201007250939/more-letters-from-summer-camp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like the little ones, summer camp exists for tweens too. Here is a sampling of a couple of letters the tweens have written home to earn their “composition” badges. Dear Kate (haha Mom), Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Did you know that Camp Swanomee is a boy/girl camp? I didn’t either, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letters from Summer Camp</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201007220504/letters-from-summer-camp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glossy News, never too low to find new sources of information for you news hungry clowns, found the following letters in a number of trash cans throughout Beverly Hills: Hi Mommy, Greetings from Camp Wigwam. Did you know how dangris this camp was befor you sent me her? Timmy my bunk buddey got bit my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alternative Gifting Ideas for Your Single Dad</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201006200856/alternative-gifting-ideas-for-your-single-dad/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201006200856/alternative-gifting-ideas-for-your-single-dad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, kids, let’s look at the whole gift-giving thing for dad on Father’s Day in a completely different light. Face it, your dad has all the ties he needs, it’s summertime and therefore, too hot for slippers or a robe, and he prefers to pick out his own socks and underwear. So, what would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glenn Beck to Develop Children&#8217;s Show on Fox</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201003250923/fox-in-talks-with-glenn-beck-to-develop-childrens-show/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201003250923/fox-in-talks-with-glenn-beck-to-develop-childrens-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) &#8212; In an effort to reel in kiddies as early as they are able to watch television, the Fox Channel has begun the process of developing a Saturday morning kids&#8217; show featuring Glenn Beck, invoking a stylistic reincarnation of Dick Dastardly, complete with pencil-thin handlebar mustache. While not yet written in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kansas Dad Somehow Lifts Car Off 6-Year-Old Girl</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/strange-people/201003211242/kansas-dad-somehow-lifts-car-off-6-year-old-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHAWNEE, KS (GlossyNews) &#8212; A Kansas mother is praising neighbor Nick Harris as &#8220;Superman&#8221; after her six-year-old daughter described how Harris found the strength to lift a car off her. The girl escaped with minor injuries after she was pinned under the vehicle. &#8220;He really is Superman,&#8221; Kristen Hough, the child&#8217;s mother, said Friday of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three-Year-Old Shoots Father: &#8220;Purple Dinosaur Told Me To&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201003191434/three-year-old-shoots-father-purple-dinosaur-told-me-to/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/kids-zone/201003191434/three-year-old-shoots-father-purple-dinosaur-told-me-to/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BC Bass</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANAHEIM, CA (GlossyNews) &#8212; On March 17, 2010, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family’s pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the child got hold of the weapon. The father remains in critical condition. [...]]]></description>
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