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		<title>Local Man Masters Art of Making Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Myers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s the staple of grade school students. The standby for financially-strapped college students. The sign that a husband has done something wrong when he opens the brown-bagged lunch his wife made him that morning. It’s also the focus of David Valin’s research for the past 4 years, which he’ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secret Manifesto Found Jammed In Michigan Capitol Front Door</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201110131939/23920/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 22:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following was found jammed in the Michigan State Capitol Building front door by a janitor arriving early for work on Monday: MANIFESTO FOR THE LIBERATION OF THE UPPER PENINSULA FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN AND RETURNING IT TO ITS PROPER PLACE AS AN APPENDAGE OF WISCONSIN. Let this document stand as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Woman Saves Planet by Allowing Satan to Dwell in Her Abscessed Tooth</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201109300110/local-woman-saves-planet-by-allowing-satan-to-dwell-in-her-abscessed-tooth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“The pain, Thweet Jethuth the pain,” yelled Cloris Zucker as the dentist poked around in her mouth trying to find the source of her discomfort. He started out innocently enough, beginning on the left side and working his way over to the right. “This one?” asked the dentist? “Noph,” replied Cloris. “This’n?” He asked as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humor Blog Owes Success to Worldwide Spammers</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201109292016/humor-blog-owes-success-to-worldwide-spammers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROCKY MOUNT, NC – A 37-year old unemployed factory worker turned humor blogger is reportedly thrilled by recent praise his previously unknown humor blog has received. Avowed bachelor and longtime fan of Wheel of Fortune, Buford Quigley told reporters today that he is “as happy as a dead pig in sunshine” over the overwhelming positive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sociologists Claim Geniuses Will Take Over World by 2040</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[AI]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Psychologists have recently discovered a disturbing strain of statistically abnormal humans living among us. Allegedly, these genetic mutants have advanced intelligence with I.Q.&#8217;s towering as much as 80 points above the rest of us normal people. They have been tentatively dubbed “geniuses.” At this point it is not clear whether the geniuses were engineered by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behavioral Therapy Teaches Polite Driver How to Be an Asshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chason Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Franklin is known to be a very nice and generous driver, but he recently confessed to friends that the reason he lets everyone go is because he has nowhere to be. “I used to think I was a nice driver, but I realized I just have low self esteem,” said Franklin, laying down on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gang of 70-Year Olds on Mobility Scooters Terrorizing Orlando Tourists</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201109210550/gang-of-70-year-olds-on-mobility-scooters-terrorizing-orlando-tourists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 08:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The streets of some of Orlando’s most popular tourist destinations are being randomly terrorized by a gang of septuagenarians on mobility scooters. The gang, calling itself the 7 T’s, has so far escaped the law by ducking into restaurants during early bird special time, removing their gang regalia in the bathrooms, and then ordering meals [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Experiences Superhuman Strength And Lifts Remote</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201109071939/man-experiences-superhuman-strength-and-lifts-remote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clearwater, FL—Local Comcast technician, Mike Haynes, reportedly experienced superhuman strength after nine hours of television on Saturday. Between the eye strain and sore arm muscles from lifting over 18 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Haynes wasn’t sure if he’d have the strength left to pick up the remote to change the channel. “I&#8217;ve heard about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Released from Jail after Erroneous Arrest for Internet Porn Post</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201107300525/man-released-from-jail-after-erroneous-arrest-for-internet-porn-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rufus Simpson of Pascagoula, Mississippi was released from jail early Saturday morning after spending the night locked up on charges of internet porn posting. His accuser, Shirley Remquist of nearby Moss Point claims that she opened her Facebook page Friday evening to find that a post from Rufus had made it onto one of her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Fetus Can Read!&#8230; ish</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201107230235/your-fetus-can-read-ish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 05:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Robert Titz, the creator of the popular Your Baby Can Read videos has recently announced his next big product. Following the success of Your Baby Can Read, he decided to take early education a step further and developed a new video set titled, Your Fetus Can Read. “Although the majority of child development experts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas Governor Rick Perry Loses Governor’s Mansion in Poker Game</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201107190317/texas-governor-rick-perry-loses-governor%e2%80%99s-mansion-in-poker-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 05:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police in Austin, Texas were called to the Governor’s Mansion downtown in response to a call-in report that a strange man appeared to be living in the dwelling amidst the chaos of reconstruction. Upon entry, police officers found Henry Waldrep asleep on a small cot in the grand ballroom. Alongside Waldrep, they found a small [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caution: Saudi Women Behind the Wheel</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201107180338/caution-saudi-women-behind-the-wheel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 06:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saudi women are hitting the streets, revving their engines and trying to drive home a very serious point. It’s all part of a push for social reform by defying the desert kingdom’s longstanding ban on female drivers. “We are not trying to reinvent the steering wheel. We just want to be more than third-class citizens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Listening to ABBA May Raise Infants’ IQ’s, Curiosity</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/music/201107050659/study-listening-to-abba-may-raise-infants-iqs-curiosity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new study by the Millennial Institute of Advanced Research on 2150 newborn babies in Minnesota has found a significant increase in IQ scores of babies forced to listen to old ABBA songs at least two hours a day. “This is a surprising result,” notes chief scientist Riley Ruster, “as ABBA tunes were actually tested [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Foods</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106280022/a-gastronomical-guide-to-ghastly-american-foods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 02:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing these TV Land illusions come from places where food is still picked directly from trees [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halp Mee! Mi Branes Gott Suked Out!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201106271456/halp-mi-mi-branes-gott-suked-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a dasparate kry fer help! Pleeze reed this and havve mercy on mee! The other dai I wuz vacuming my room. I puled the atachment off and held it up to my eer to sea if something kloged it. Sudenly it vacumed my brane out! Don&#8217;t lagh, damit! This is reely seerious! The [...]]]></description>
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