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		<title>UK to Smokers: Try #2 Pencils</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cabinet officer says pencil substitution now proven to reduce smoking-related deaths. LONDON, ENGLAND —GLOSSYNEWS The UK Cabinet Office wants cigarette smokers to start biting on #2 pencils to replace the cigs they are smoking,in order to lower the numbers of deaths caused by smoking disease each year. The Office wants every smoker to adopt their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>California Bans Bacon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 07:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The California State Legislature has finally passed a bill banning all bacon and bacon-like products from the shelves of supermarkets and restaurants across the state in an effort to get Californians back on the healthy track. California is the first, and possibly the only state to take such drastic steps to protect its citizens from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marijuana Candles Give New Meaning to the Term Melting Pot</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201107160431/marijuana-candles-give-new-meaning-to-the-term-melting-pot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 07:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new product is hitting store shelves in the states where medical marijuana is legal. “Melting Pot” candles. The candles are made from a mixture of beeswax and potent medical marijuana and are the brainchild of Potpend Home Products. These unique candles have been approved for use by the FDA, DEA, FDIC and NATO. Said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goofus and Gallant on Obamacare</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106291748/goofus-and-gallant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 20:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Goofus and Gallant tackle the tricky issue of healthcare in the United States. Is it right, left or just plain wrong? Many say it is, but to which is the real question, and the answer to that is also yes. Here weighing in on the matter with a point/counter-point is our old friends Goofus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Gastronomical Guide To Ghastly American Foods</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106280022/a-gastronomical-guide-to-ghastly-american-foods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 02:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many who come to our American shores think they are arriving at a Shangri-La where everyone dines off a silver spoon and delicious, filling, nutritious meals are only a refrigerator away from their satin bedecked table. Many possessing these TV Land illusions come from places where food is still picked directly from trees [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Texas Abortion Gauntlet: It&#8217;s Runny</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106260840/the-texas-abortion-gauntlet-its-runny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 12:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anderson Pooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Texas Governor Rick Perry signing a new bill requiring women to see a sonogram of their unborn baby before undergoing an abortion, into law, the nature of the abortion debate has changed nationwide. The law in its current form requires a 24 hour waiting period and for photos of the developing fetus to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obamacare to Include Mood Ring Mandate?</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106210809/mood-ring-mandate-debate/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106210809/mood-ring-mandate-debate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 11:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the few remaining Tea Party freshmen and ‘Blue dog’ Democrats who are not embroiled in sex scandals stress their fiscal hawk credentials, some say it was inevitable that Obamacare would eventually feel the heat, and not just due to an untreated infection. Sources close to the White House say nitpicking certain provisions from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shocking: &#8220;Birds And Bees&#8221; Explained Around The World</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106090402/shocking-how-birds-and-bees-explained-around-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 07:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At some point in every parent&#8217;s life, there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring&#8211;the sex act. (Image courtesy of the brilliant folks at SaintGasoline.com.) Not an easy task for anyone, including our neighbors around the world. Let&#8217;s take a look at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Drunk&#8230; It&#8217;s for the Children!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106081021/get-drunk-its-for-the-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 13:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of different communities have started a recycling program, commonly called “Cans for Kids.” The concept is to collect and recycle aluminum cans and have the proceeds go towards things such as children’s education. Many of these programs have had a significant impact on education, providing college scholarships, funding arts programs and providing better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>European E-Coli: Will Children Ever Eat Greens Again?</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106070121/european-e-coli-will-children-ever-eat-greens-again/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201106070121/european-e-coli-will-children-ever-eat-greens-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRUSSELS &#8211; GlossyNews.com- Veggie Exporters Without Borders is appealing for calm over an E. coli outbreak that has Europeans fearing for their lives. Now, even Russia, a country with few rules and regulations, has decided to slap a ban on vegetables from Spain and Germany, making exceptions only for the potato. Germany is pressing to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plastic Surgeon Fixes Wrong Nose</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201105200510/plastic-surgeon-fixes-wrong-nose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 08:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tulsa, OK &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; In one of the more bizarre cases of alleged medical malpractice in recent years, plastic surgeon Rolando Alverez performed a complete surgical rhinoplasty (nose job) on the wrong patient at St.Sebastian’s Hospital in Tulsa OK on July 19. “It was my first 8 AM surgical procedure and I was maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drug-Induced Lobotomy Offers Hope for Stress-Plagued Society</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201105110421/new-hope-for-a-stress-plagued-farve/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 07:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Leeman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stress is the number one mental problem plaguing society today. Stress can lead to obesity, anorexia, suicide, and color T.V. Did you know that there has been a 20% increase of stress-related spontaneous combustion in April 2011 due only to rumors of Whoopi Goldberg leaving The View? It gets worse. More and more people are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darkness Therapy May Increase Depression in World&#8217;s Happiest Country</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201105080855/darkness-therapy-may-increase-depression-in-worlds-happiest-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 12:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENMARK (Glossynews.com International) &#8211;A new study currently underway in Denmark could prove that prolonged exposure to darkness may improve symptoms of merriment and cheer in people who are &#8220;entirely too happy.&#8221; While the evidence is inconclusive, researchers say that the study is promising for therapists who are losing dozens of potential patients to the inherent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Biggie Burger Introduces the “Suicide Burger”</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201104250123/biggie-burger-introduces-the-suicide-burger/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201104250123/biggie-burger-introduces-the-suicide-burger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 04:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parkersburg WV &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; Biggie Burger Inc. of Parkersburg WV, famous for its patented 1200-calorie Gargantuan Burger, today introduced its even more massive artery-destroying Suicide Burger. Reportedly the new menu item will be so huge customers will be provided bibs to catch falling bits of lettuce and dribs of mayonnaise as they struggle to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Painting of Big Mac Found in Neanderthal Cave</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201103211109/painting-of-big-mac-found-in-neanderthal-cave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 14:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saint Sozy, France &#8211; GlossyNews.com French paleontologists have discovered a Neanderthal cave painting said to represent hands eagerly reaching for a Big Mac, or at least proto-Big Mac, according to the journal, Ancient Discoveries. According to Jean-Claude Bouisquet, curator of the Museum of French Archeology, the painting was found during excavation of a Neanderthal cave [...]]]></description>
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