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		<title>Courts: Police Authority Can Be Sexually Transmitted</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fuzzy Duffy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atlanta, GA, (GlossyNews): A Federal Court of Appeals today set a stunning new precedent with their decision in the case of Mego-Mart, et al v. Doe. According to the unanimous ruling, official law enforcement powers, and, specifically, police arresting authority, are transferable from police officers to others via semen. The case resulted from an incident [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cameroon Corruption: Force 9 on Beaufort Scale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amidst a growing maelstrom of rumour, gossip and scandal Cameroon&#8217;s security chief Rastus Chuckabutty has finally admitted some 300,000 people hoping to get jobs in the police force have written, phoned or e-mailed him directly begging for preferential treatment – most of them his relatives – or someone related to someone who knows someone else [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grandpa Arrested for Calling Spade a &#8220;Damn Spade&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:52:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has the E-USSR bestowing Big Brother Gestapo-style powers on the UK’s local council bureaucratic jobsworths and their PFI housing association gophers gone totally to their heads? Do you believe the adage that power tends to corrupt &#8211; but those of shallow souls and minds, given power, are corrupted absolutely? Yes &#8211; Absolutely – with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bank Raid that Rocked the Met&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A horror story that has it’s Kafkaesque–Orwellian origins rooted in the date of 2nd June 2008, has now come – a year and a half later – a haunting full-circle from when more than 500 of the Met’s finest plods smashed their way into thousands of safety-deposit boxes to retrieve guns, gold, drugs and zillions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trigger Happy Cops Off Scot-Free on &#8220;My Bad&#8221; Defense</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The UK’s Independent Police Complaints Commission today publicly announced its disgraceful and scandalous decision not to censure or prosecute the shit-for-brains gun-toting plods who couldn’t tell the difference between a fanatical Ethiopian suicide bombing Jihadi terrorist and a happy-go-lucky Latino Brazilian electrician – all friendly smiles and white teeth – so shot the electrician just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Karma: Riot Cops Gas Themselves</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/200909210057/karma-riot-cops-gas-themselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eighteen trainee officers have suffered burns to the faces, gone blind and had their lungs permanently damaged during a CS gas spray training exercise for the Greater Manchester Police’s ‘Riot Plod Squad’. The rookie recruits &#8211; hired from the redundant ranks of New Labour’s quango Renta-Thug sadist agency &#8211; were made to walk through clouds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cops Can&#8217;t be Trusted with Fines</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/200909180038/cops-cant-be-trusted-with-fines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a report just released by the UK’s Manky Magistrates Commission the nation’s Plod Squads cannot be trusted to hand out summary justice and will act as “Prosecutor, Judge and Jury” if given further God-like powers to issue on-the-spot fines for simple civil offences &#8211; and more serious crimes such as arson, rape or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Chief Faces Racist Probe from &#8220;Damn Darkies&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/200909120249/police-chief-faces-racist-probe-from-damn-darkies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 09:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a report leaked to the Daily Shitraker by an anonymous source inside the Metropolitan Police Authority (Sergeant Candida Muffrot) an independent investigation has begun into claims of racism against Ms. Catherine Crawfish, the 95-year old Gorgonesque chief executive of the MPA. In a damning complaint filed with the Lord Mayor of London’s office [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Innovative Cops Boost Income by Robbing Cars</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/200909100432/innovative-cops-boost-income-by-robbing-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While there’s nothing unusual about discovering items of value have been stolen from unlocked (or locked) parked cars – including the actual car wheels or engine – or the car itself – by opportunist thieving Pikey scallies during the deepening recession, it may well come as a bit of a surprise to learn the &#8216;culprit&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anti-Graft Boss Caught Elbow-Deep in Graft</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/200909100139/anti-graft-boss-caught-elbow-deep-in-graft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Campaigners have condemned the reappointment of the head of Kenya&#8217;s anti-corruption agency – the KACC (pronounced ‘cack’) &#8211; by the 105-year old President Dogbone Meow Kitkatbar. &#8220;Retired Justice Bunny Jiggerabbit has failed to fight corruption in this country,&#8221; lawyer and former Minister for Goat Affairs Silas Saltlick told the Basket Case Gazette. “It is a [...]]]></description>
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