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		<title>Recycling Republicans</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/computers-and-technology/201201121931/recycling-republicans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Conservative Think Tank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gingrich]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Presidential ellection 2012]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCENARIO- A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia- tubes transporting strangely colored liquids run here and there connecting into buzzing machines. Varied colored indicator lights flicker on and off. All of these things seem to center upon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Jobs returns as Hologram</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/computers-and-technology/201201080956/steve-jobs-returns-as-hologram/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/computers-and-technology/201201080956/steve-jobs-returns-as-hologram/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 12:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[holograms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple Inc. announced today its founder did not ‘go gentle into that good night.’ Instead, Steve re-booted. Developer Etta Place told reporters, “We don’t hawk that ‘quantum leap forward’ jazz; we’re not Microsoft. Our work speaks for itself. What we’ve accomplished is Virtual Cloning.” Ms. Place went on to explain VC had been a 2019 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Up Close Look at Australian Animals From Hell</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201112282019/an-up-close-look-at-australian-animals-from-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201112282019/an-up-close-look-at-australian-animals-from-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abominable snowman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creatures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kangaroos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wallaby]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No, I am not going to write about kangaroos. I am not that cheap. Everybody who wants to write funny stories about Australia writes about kangaroos. I refuse to stoop that low. They are too easy a target, too cheap a shot. I will, however, write about koala bears. I may not be cheap, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mathematician Accused of Using Imaginary Numbers in Global Warming Report</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201109170702/mathematician-accused-of-using-imaginary-numbers-in-global-warming-report/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 09:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Al Gore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[congress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[global warming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imaginary numbers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mathematician]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[warming oceans]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After a three-week investigation, the Congressional Investigation Committee has unanimously concluded that Kansas mathematician Dr. Bernard Dietrich did intentionally and maliciously use imaginary numbers in the equations used to generate the data in the report he issued a month ago on global warming. As the head of a team assigned by Congress, Dr. Dietrich managed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WikiLeaks Apologizes for Accidentally Releasing Everyone’s E-mail</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201109030852/wikileaks-apologizes-for-accidentally-releasing-everyone%e2%80%99s-e-mail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 11:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[e-mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julian Assange]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leaked documents]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON – The anti-secrecy organization WikiLeaks  today issued a public apology for what it termed a “programming error” that resulted in the accidental release of all deleted messages of the world’s e-mail users. “We sincerely regret this error,” WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange said in the statement, “and we apologize to all those who may be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amateur Astronomer finds Hell in Space</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201109010547/amateur-astronomer-finds-hell-in-space/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201109010547/amateur-astronomer-finds-hell-in-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[astronomy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carl Sagan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[george bush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NASA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started out as a normal night for amateur astronomer Rick Saty last Wednesday evening. After setting up his 14-inch reflector telescope in his backyard and collimating it (a process in which the lenses are adjusted to bring them all into perfect alignment), he turned his telescope at a variety of objects in the night [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Discovery Of Male &#8216;Penis Brain&#8217; Excites Researchers</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201108270718/discovery-of-male-penis-brain-excites-researchers/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201108270718/discovery-of-male-penis-brain-excites-researchers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 09:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinosaurs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Physiological scientists have made an amazing discovery in that man (and we mean specifically &#8216;man&#8217; here, not &#8216;wo-man&#8217;) much like the dinosaurs of ancient times, possess a second brain located in an extremity of the body. Both man and dinosaurs have the similarity of having a major brain in their heads that regulates most of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Useful New Keyboard Shortcuts</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201108160509/useful-new-keyboard-shortcuts/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201108160509/useful-new-keyboard-shortcuts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 07:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science & Technologizzy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internets Tubes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keyboard Shortcuts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=17979</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most users of the Windows operating system are familiar with such frequently used keyboard shortcuts as Ctrl+C for copying selected text or Ctrl+V for inserting text. A number of new keyboard shortcuts have recently been introduced to assist users in handling common new word processing and electronic communications tasks. Among them are the following: Insert+H+C Automatically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Global Debt Crisis Eases Worries About Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/environment/201108140205/global-debt-crisis-eases-worries-about-global-warming/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/environment/201108140205/global-debt-crisis-eases-worries-about-global-warming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 04:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[climate change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK – Despite suffering through one of the hottest summers on record, Americans are finding that their previous concerns about the possible long-term effects of global warming have been nearly eradicated as a result of their newfound fears about the global debt crisis. “Honestly, I had almost completely forgotten about global warming until you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NASA Workers Reveal Demands</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201107240731/nasa-workers-reveal-demands/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201107240731/nasa-workers-reveal-demands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 10:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberties-Taken</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[catastrophe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hurricane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was thought to be a bittersweet moment as the last ever space shuttle mission landed flawlessly in the early hours of dawn that day. What began in the bold optimism of JFK’s challenge to walk on the moon had ended a half century later in a very different world with vastly different challenges. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ancient Greek High School Unearthed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201106050435/ancient-greek-high-school-unearthed/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/science/201106050435/ancient-greek-high-school-unearthed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 08:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[archaeology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Athens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excavation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greece]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Athens, Greece &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; Archaeologists digging in the Greek Peloponnese in the region of ancient Sparta have reported the amazing discovery of a virtually intact Spartan high school once attended by at least 100 students. The Spartans were the ancient Greeks known for their warlike society and, well, spartan lifestyle as depicted in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sony Blames Harold Camping for Prolonged PSN Outage</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201106030707/sony-blames-harold-camping-for-prolonged-psn-outage/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201106030707/sony-blames-harold-camping-for-prolonged-psn-outage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012 prophesy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The weeks of the Playstation Network being down was frustrating for many gamers. What was even more frustrating was the constant reassurance that the network would be back up soon, with that date being pushed farther and farther back. Many gamers voiced their frustration at Sony for continuously moving back the date for when the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doomsday Prophet Admits Using LOST to Predict Rapture</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201106020311/doomsday-prophet-admits-using-lost-to-predict-rapture/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/201106020311/doomsday-prophet-admits-using-lost-to-predict-rapture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 06:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kilroy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012 judgment day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harold Camping, whose prediction about the Rapture failed to materialize, has admitted using clues gleaned from the now canceled ABC series LOST to calculate the date. “I don’t know what went wrong,” he lamented, wiping the tears from his eyes with hundred dollar bills. “The clues were all there.  My math was right. I’m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists Discover Rare Pygmy Bigfoots</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/environment/201105250616/scientists-discover-rare-pygmy-bigfoots/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/science-and-technology/environment/201105250616/scientists-discover-rare-pygmy-bigfoots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 09:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Will Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vancouver, BC &#8211; GlossyNews.com &#8211; In what may finally put to rest the perennial “Does Bigfoot exist?” controversy, a team of Canadian scientists from Saskatchewan State College announced Tuesday that it has discovered a race of pygmy Bigfoots living deep in the remote pine forest of British Columbia. “We tracked a trail of their massive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drug-Induced Lobotomy Offers Hope for Stress-Plagued Society</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201105110421/new-hope-for-a-stress-plagued-farve/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/society/health/201105110421/new-hope-for-a-stress-plagued-farve/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 07:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Leeman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[medication]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stress is the number one mental problem plaguing society today. Stress can lead to obesity, anorexia, suicide, and color T.V. Did you know that there has been a 20% increase of stress-related spontaneous combustion in April 2011 due only to rumors of Whoopi Goldberg leaving The View? It gets worse. More and more people are [...]]]></description>
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