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		<title>GlossyNews Launches Hostile Takeover of The Onion</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leon Hostetler</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[colbert nation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the onion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Around 3:00AM this morning, editors and contributors of GlossyNews snuck into The Onion&#8217;s corporate office. Armed with biting words and keen wit they successfully carried out a hostile takeover. As of this morning, all news originating from TheOnion&#8217;s website and their print publication are actually the result of GlossyNews&#8217; hardworking contributors. You should expect an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anderson Cooper Gives In and Asks Kathy Griffin on a Real Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 10:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends of both Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper were elated when told that Cooper has finally given in to Griffin’s amorous advances and agreed to take her on a date. “It was the next logical step,” claims Mitzi Moloney, one of Griffin’s closest friends. “After all, Kathy did spend the weekend at Anderson’s house doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michele Bachmann Claims God Sometimes Tells Her to Say Stupid Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michele Bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preach. religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Michele Bachmann appeared on CBS’s Face the Nation Sunday to cover her tracks yet again with the familiar line “Of course, that’s not what I meant to say. I was just trying to be funny.” Bachmann was trying to explain away some comments she made last month linking Hurricane Irene and the DC earthquake directly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernanke Claims Quantity Not Quality Goal of New Stimulus Plan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>S.G. McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben Bernanke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Detroit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a shocking move this morning, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced yet another new plan to stimulate the US economy with what has been labelled &#8216;Quantative Easing Number Six Thousand Eight Hundred and Forty Seven.&#8217; “Clearly the other six thousand eight hundred and forty six stimulus attempts have not had the desired effect of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glossy News Rumor Mill on the Fritz</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201109021429/glossy-news-rumor-mill-on-the-fritz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conveyor belt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glossy News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rumor mill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Glossy News is usually the first to get all the news that is fit to print out there for everyone in a somewhat timely manner. However, due to mechanical failures which have occurred in the past couple of weeks, the conveyor belt that runs the rumor mill has gone kaput. Stories are being churned out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paypal Founder Invests $1.25 Million to Create Floating Libertarian Habitat</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201108171054/paypal-founder-invests-1-25-million-to-create-floating-libertarian-habitat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Billionaires with more money than they know what to do with are flocking to a company known as Seasteading Institute to get in on the ground floor, so to speak, on building floating countries (oil-platform-like structures) where they can exercise their Libertarian rights such as no socialist policies, no gun control and no federal taxes. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disinterested Wife on Period 21-days/month</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 06:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Despite math, science and medicine being against her, newlywed Jerilyn Thomas, who has body issues and a noted lack of sexual interest, continues to insist that she is &#8220;on her period&#8221; a solid 21-days per month, much to the consternation of her evangelical husband.]]></description>
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		<title>TV Viewer Claims His Wife Invented Commercials</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106210131/tv-viewer-claims-his-wife-invented-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A TV viewer announced that his wife was responsible for the creation of TV advertisements. When asked how he came to such a conclusion, he had this to say; &#8220;Well it was just a matter of putting two and two together. I came to the realization when I noticed how commercials are always kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga Mistaken for Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106200600/lady-gaga-mistaken-for-letterman-band-leader-paul-shaffer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lady Gaga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Shaffer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was quite an embarrassing evening for Lady Gaga Saturday when fans approached her from behind and began shouting “Paul, Paul Shaffer, can I have your autograph?” Gaga has recently gone bald and while many love her no matter what she looks like, most agree that the look is not one of her best. “I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gamers Storm White House In A Risky Move</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106191056/gamers-storm-white-house-in-a-risky-move/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 14:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[board games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gamers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[risk]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[terrorism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boardgame Risk was the subject of controversy after several hardcore gamers attempted to attack the White House. A statement from the leader of the group before the incident said: &#8220;All of us have played a lot of Risk. We&#8217;re really good at it now, and we&#8217;re pretty sure that the skills we&#8217;ve learned from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Has ‘Todd’ Tattoo Removed</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106080528/sarah-palin-has-%e2%80%98todd%e2%80%99-tattoo-removed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 08:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[1st Dude]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[presidential race 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In yet another breaking story from an undisclosed source that the Palins are divorcing, a supposed cosmetic surgeon in Phoenix has neither confirmed nor denied that she performed a tattoo removal for Sarah Palin. But sources close to the sometimes on again, sometimes off again presidential candidate confirm that indeed, the ‘Todd’ tattoo Sarah got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Hostway: You are Terrible</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106070315/dear-hostway-you-are-terrible/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106070315/dear-hostway-you-are-terrible/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 06:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your service is lacking, your customer care is almost completely absent, and your attention to customers like me who have paid you ten-fold the cost of domain registration ($35 bucks a year, come on, get real!) I have only one thing to say&#8230; buh bye now. There are many domain registrars out there that are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery of Fights at Barnes and Noble Solved</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201106061701/mystery-of-fights-at-barnes-and-noble-solved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 20:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Gillam</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News In Your Briefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After several fights had broken out at a Barnes and Nobles, the store manager had this to say; &#8220;In retrospect, we probably shouldn&#8217;t have put the Philosophy section so close to the Bibles.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Tyler Of Aerosmith Has Published His Autobiography</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201105230944/steve-tyler-of-aerosmith-has-published-his-autobiography/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201105230944/steve-tyler-of-aerosmith-has-published-his-autobiography/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 13:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Erstwhile rocker and latter day Idol judge replacement Stephen Tyler has announced that he will soon release an autobiography. It&#8217;s quite an accomplishment, considering he&#8217;s never read a book in his life, but critics have already begun to pan the tome for its ostensible lack of Liv Tyler content, even from her early years.]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga May be Getting Married or Not</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/other-world-games/news-in-brief/201105142012/lady-gaga-may-be-getting-married-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 23:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a surprise turn of events, Lady Gaga today denied rumors that she was getting married, but hinted that she probably would get married. Those close to her say that she is contradicting herself as a way to throw off the scent of any paparazzi sniffing around. Gaga admitted on the Graham Norton Show that [...]]]></description>
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