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		<title>New Research Shows Bible is True; Scientists Give Up</title>
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		<title>Playstation Network Back Up, Nerds Throw Away Sunscreen</title>
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		<title>Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She&#8217;s &#8220;Dressy&#8221; Enough</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 23:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Penguins Confused About Why Humans Think They&#8217;re Adorable</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 22:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 19:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Gay Community Finally Admits Plan To Ruin The Sanctity of Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 22:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lose Weight Fast with Cigarettes and Cocaine!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Facebook Status Wonders What an Update Has To Do To Get &#8220;Liked&#8221; Around Here?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 03:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner&#8217;s Policy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Republicans Claim It Was Ghost Of Reagon, Not Obama, Who Is Responsible For Osama&#8217;s Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 06:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<title>New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 05:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
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		<title>Bin Laden Dead, Trump Demands Long Form Death Certificate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 23:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<title>Al Qaeda Praises, Parents Council Lambastes &#8220;Battle Los Angeles&#8221;; Neither Have Seen It</title>
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