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		<title>Horoscopes by Catman, Dude</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Maggitti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome once again to the astrological stylings of Catman, Dude&#8212;the only seer who is not afraid to ask, &#8220;How the hell am I supposed to know?&#8221; Mr. Dude is an award-winning prognosticator who is half-cat, half-human, and half-assed. The Dude&#8217;s ability to predict the future is exceeded only by his inability to recall the past, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horoscopes by Catman, Dude</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Maggitti</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Otherwise rational people often underestimate the power that certain gemstones, colors, and musical notes exert on their lives, especially the parts that haven’t occurred yet. Catman, Dude has addressed this problem in the past by plugging people into the associations between the signs of the zodiac and small appliances and by steering the reader through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Albacoreascopes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ZoJack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s with fanfare most mediocre Glossy News ho-humfully ushers in the newest in its long running series of helpful astrological readings tailored not to the vague and unimaginable reader, but to one so very specific we can&#8217;t even imagine whom she or he may be. It&#8217;s with baited breath we bring you the Albacoreascopes; horoscopes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Social Security Poor-a-scopes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ZoJack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Glossy News we find it perpetually important to bring you the news that means the most to you, whether as news briefs, satire, lymerick or even horoscope. With that in mind we&#8217;d like to review some of the changes proposed to social security by explaining to you, comfortably in the form of horoscopes, just [...]]]></description>
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