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		<title>Humor Blog Owes Success to Worldwide Spammers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROCKY MOUNT, NC – A 37-year old unemployed factory worker turned humor blogger is reportedly thrilled by recent praise his previously unknown humor blog has received. Avowed bachelor and longtime fan of Wheel of Fortune, Buford Quigley told reporters today that he is “as happy as a dead pig in sunshine” over the overwhelming positive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Walmart Bingo Generator Game Released</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201107160054/random-walmart-bingo-generator-game-released-for-free/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget those underpowered, overpriced apps that promise you a fun game of Walmart Bingo, the FunnyHitman brings you one that&#8217;s even better, and best of all, it&#8217;s free to view, free to print and free to use as you laugh your inexpensive suburban socks off. For the unitiated, Walmart Bingo is when you go to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusbook Saves Facebookers Time by Forcing &#8220;Like&#8221; Updates</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201105120206/statusbook-saves-facebookers-time-by-forcing-like-updates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 05:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Watson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Biz News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ashton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[automatic social media]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MISSOULA, MT&#8212;A new website has made it even easier for Facebook members to update their status through a rating system that allows members to test their updates before posting them. Members who are too brain dead from lurking on the pages of ex-girlfriends or watching Youtube videos of raccoons giving hugs can also go to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikileaks Founder Charged w/ Molesting Dozens of Political Careers</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103190536/wikileaks-founder-charged-w-molesting-dozens-of-political-careers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 09:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>S.G. McCormick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[extradition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geoffrey Robertson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julian Assange]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington 0500hrs: Creepy-looking founder of Wikileaks and alleged evil genius, Julian Assange, has officially been charged by prosecutors in Florida with molesting at least 26 political careers over the course of a single week last year. The controversial figurehead and former computer hacker, currently under house arrest in England, claims the allegations are preposterous. “I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get AOL to Buy Your Blog for Millions</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103100322/how-to-get-aol-to-buy-your-blog-for-millions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 06:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Biz News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may have heard the recent news about AOL purchasing Huffington Post for the sum of $315 million dollars. Will AOL buy your blog? Will AOL pay you a million dollars for your blog or website? Will AOL give you hundreds of millions of dollars to buy your blog? Are you crazy? The short answer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GlossyNews Honored, Insulted by Romanian Knock-Off</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103090335/glossynews-honored-insulted-by-romanian-knock-off/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103090335/glossynews-honored-insulted-by-romanian-knock-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 07:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://glossynews.com/?p=15828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery, then this recently noticed Glossy News site in Romania means we&#8217;ve truly made it. If it doesn&#8217;t, however, Dracula owes me some blood, because I&#8217;ve been running this mare hard for 9-years, and even Vlad the Impaler better pay me some props. Recently I noticed an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GlossyNews Swallows [Pride] and Merges with Twitter</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103031800/glossynews-merges-with-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201103031800/glossynews-merges-with-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 21:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kilroy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Biz News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Brian White]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following a precipitous plummet in readership, the once formidable political satire site Glossynews announced today that it will be merging with Twitter to create internet’s the first 140 character satire site.  Glossynews found itself in trouble shortly after insisting on well-edited pieces, much to the ire of thousands of aspiring writers who produced copious amounts of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Buys Wikileaks for an Undisclosed $30 Billion USD</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201101020045/google-buys-wikileaks-for-an-undisclosed-30-billion-usd/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201101020045/google-buys-wikileaks-for-an-undisclosed-30-billion-usd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 04:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TawdrySoup.Com</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mountain View, CA- GlossyNews.com In what is likely the fastest negotiated buyout in history, mega-corporation Google will purchase the redheaded stepchild of the information age, Wikileaks.org, from founder J. Paul Assange for a staggering, undisclosed sum of $30 billion USD. An unidentified source has confirmed the money will changed hands, making accused condom-hater Assange one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EHarmony Threatens Survival of Entire Human Race</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201011130101/eharmony-threatens-survival-of-entire-human-race/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201011130101/eharmony-threatens-survival-of-entire-human-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 04:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Cooker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The popular dating website has tens of millions of users around the globe and claims that the marriages it engenders last longer and are more contented than normal. It bases its matches between singles on compatibility traits. “This is the problem”, one genetics researcher, Dr. Tsung Foo of Apple Fertility Clinic, a new app for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arriva PLC Threatens Satirists Who Never Even Mentioned Them</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201011031745/arriva-plc-threatens-satirists-who-never-even-mentioned-them/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201011031745/arriva-plc-threatens-satirists-who-never-even-mentioned-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 19:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE, Former British Colonies (GlossyNews) – On Sunday, the 27th of June, 2010, the headquarters of Glossy News was shocked to receive a notice from the solicitors of Arriva PLC (www.arriva.co.uk ) demanding that Glossy News cease and desist. Due to the failure of the top notch crew at Arriva to enclose a promised attachment, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US wins Supercomputer Race w/ Record-Breaking Chinese Computer</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010310210/us-wins-supercomputer-race-w-record-breaking-chinese-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010310210/us-wins-supercomputer-race-w-record-breaking-chinese-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 09:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was announced this week that China now owns the world&#8217;s fastest computer, which is a great victory for Americans, since the technology is far from new, and the technology all comes from Santa Clara, California. That&#8217;s clearly a boon for capitalism. While the fans and power cables may have been sourced in China (no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010200524/facebroker-replaces-facebook-in-somalia/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010200524/facebroker-replaces-facebook-in-somalia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOGADISHU, Somalia &#8211; High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They’ve opened a new operation entitled Facebroker whereby they steal the identities of people on Facebook [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collective Human Intelligence in Danger Due to Internet</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010060329/collective-human-intelligence-in-danger-due-to-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201010060329/collective-human-intelligence-in-danger-due-to-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STOCKHOLM, Sweden (GlossyNews) &#8212; Scientists in Stockholm are just now concluding a 5-year long research project designed to determine whether or not mainstream consciousness is finally overpowering mindless consciousness and endangering the world we live in to such a degree that we may find ourselves staring down the real Apocalypse of 2012. Some of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colbert&#8217;s Nation Rallies for War, Raises Battle Capital</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/television/201009150318/colberts-nation-rallies-for-war-raises-battle-capital/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s little debating the power of Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Nation. It has amongst the youngest news audience out there (80% of his viewers are in the coveted 18-49 demographic, according to a recent Pew Poll,) but the bigger story is Colbert&#8217;s ability to rally them to support any given cause. Take for instance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hotels of Hilton Suck Harder than Namesake Paris</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201009140147/hotels-of-hilton-suck-harder-than-paris-hilton/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201009140147/hotels-of-hilton-suck-harder-than-paris-hilton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 08:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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