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		<title>Anderson Cooper Set to Propose to Kathy Griffin at Midnight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, folks, you can stop wondering whether (1) Anderson Cooper is gay; (2) Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin are dating; (3) Kathy Griffin is really a guy; or (4) Kathy Griffin is really a guy, gay and dating Anderson Cooper who is also gay, because, evidently, after the ball drops in Times Square tonight, Cooper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starz New L.A.M.E. Programming: Introducing Boobs McCannon</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201112140522/starz-new-l-a-m-e-programming-introducing-boobs-mccannon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>avansant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you get when you combine a female-favored programming style like &#8220;soap operas,&#8221; with manly subject matter like &#8220;gangsters?&#8221; You get HBO&#8217;s The Sopranos, which sent competitors to sleep with the fishes for the six seasons it ruled Sunday nights. Taking a page from HBO&#8217;s playbook, Starz has invested heavily in what they call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TLC Turns Republican Presidential Debates into Hit Reality Series</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201110080501/tlc-turns-republican-presidential-debates-into-hit-reality-series/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 07:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fisher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD – Look out, Snooki! Here come Newt and Mitt! Watch your back, Simon Cowell! The “TX-Factor” is right behind you! While television network executives grapple with the generally weak ratings for their new fall lineup – a mostly tepid rehash of formulaic reality shows, sitcoms and police procedurals – the season’s one breakout hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humor Blog Owes Success to Worldwide Spammers</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201109292016/humor-blog-owes-success-to-worldwide-spammers/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201109292016/humor-blog-owes-success-to-worldwide-spammers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROCKY MOUNT, NC – A 37-year old unemployed factory worker turned humor blogger is reportedly thrilled by recent praise his previously unknown humor blog has received. Avowed bachelor and longtime fan of Wheel of Fortune, Buford Quigley told reporters today that he is “as happy as a dead pig in sunshine” over the overwhelming positive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Cheney Goes After Santa Claus Next</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/books-newspapers-misc/201109140636/dick-cheney-goes-after-santa-claus-next/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 09:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dick Cheney claims his new book In My Time is accomplishing exactly what he set out to accomplish, shattering dreams of an idyllic America and pissing people off. “This is a war zone people, and the sooner you get it into your thick heads, the better,” said Cheney at a recent book signing at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paranormal Group Explains Evil in Kate Gosselin Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What began as a routine house cleansing by a local group of paranormal experts called in by Kate Gosselin to rid her home of some negative energy, turned into a blame game between Gosselin and the people trying to help her. “If you can’t do the job you claim you are capable of, then just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mubarak &#8216;Mummy Movie&#8217; Planned for 2013</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201108210826/mubarak-mummy-movie-planned-for-2013/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 10:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famed Egyptian director, Khairy Beshara, has announced his plan to film a number of features about an undead Hosni Mubarak who wreaks havoc on his countrymen.  The first in the horror series will be Curse of Mubarak The Mummy: A New Arab Awakening. “I got the idea while I was staring into Mubarak’s cage: What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen Backing Rick Perry for President Because “He’s Smokin’ Hot”</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201108190559/charlie-sheen-backing-rick-perry-for-president-because-%e2%80%9che%e2%80%99s-smokin%e2%80%99-hot%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It used to be that a person would back a Presidential candidate based on his voting record and his willingness to serve the American people. Honorable men and women would ask for your vote and in exchange, they would let you know exactly how they stand on the issues. No changing their minds. If they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Media Hosts Fear Hyperbole Has Desensitized Viewers and Destroyed Credibility</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201108070338/media-hosts-fear-hyperbole-has-desensitized-viewers-and-destroyed-credibility/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 06:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MediaWatch has concluded a study asking cable news media hosts to rate their performance in reporting on the debt ceiling talks in Washington. A whopping 67% of MSNBC hosts believe they have pushed the envelope too far and are fearful that once the debt ceiling crisis has fully wound down, without having inflicted the kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adam Lambert Spelled Backwards is Difficult to Pronounce</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201108011910/adam-lambert-spelled-backwards-is-difficult-to-pronounce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people have not taken the time to wonder what would happen if you spelled Adam Lambert’s name backwards. Mostly because it doesn’t really spell anything. Trebmal Mada may be a word in a foreign language. It could translate to ‘working giant jungle cat.’ We simply do not know. One thing is certain, playing Adam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Found Dead &#8211; Rock N Roll Claims Another Casualty</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201107240857/amy-winehouse-found-dead-rock-n-roll-claims-another-casualty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoob1999</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been revealed that British R&#38;B diva, Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her Camden Town flat in north west London. At this point, there has been no confirmed cause of death, but some speculators are of the opinion that alcohol and/or drugs may have been a contributory factor. They&#8217;re probably right. Poor Amy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Looking for New Court Jester After Kal Penn Resigns</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201107210841/obama-looking-for-new-court-jester-after-kal-penn-resigns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 11:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedy actor, Kal Penn, announced that he is leaving his gig working for the White House in the Office of Public Engagement to return to television. Some of you will remember Penn from his role on the television series House, others may remember him from the movie Harold and Kumar. However, only one or two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rupert Murdoch Hands Out Free Puppies as Apology to Brits</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/top-stories/business-news/201107171111/rupert-murdoch-hands-out-free-puppies-as-apology-to-brits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 13:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The scandal involving Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World is spreading to Murdoch’s other holdings and some say it could spell doom for his News Corporation empire. Realizing immediately that his newspaper apology was doing nothing to quell the anger rising exponentially across the globe against himself and his clan, the media mogul decided it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin and Bachman Go Mano-A-Mano in Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201107170740/palin-and-bachman-go-mano-a-mano-in-nude-mud-wrestling-fundraiser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 10:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl&#8217;s all-nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party&#8217;s &#8216;Go For The Gold&#8217; Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest &#8216;ass&#8217;-ets out in public for the greater good of their party. Having chosen to be patriotic and volunteer my services as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Walmart Bingo Generator Game Released</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201107160054/random-walmart-bingo-generator-game-released-for-free/</link>
		<comments>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/internet/201107160054/random-walmart-bingo-generator-game-released-for-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget those underpowered, overpriced apps that promise you a fun game of Walmart Bingo, the FunnyHitman brings you one that&#8217;s even better, and best of all, it&#8217;s free to view, free to print and free to use as you laugh your inexpensive suburban socks off. For the unitiated, Walmart Bingo is when you go to [...]]]></description>
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