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		<title>Anderson Cooper Set to Propose to Kathy Griffin at Midnight</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, folks, you can stop wondering whether (1) Anderson Cooper is gay; (2) Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin are dating; (3) Kathy Griffin is really a guy; or (4) Kathy Griffin is really a guy, gay and dating Anderson Cooper who is also gay, because, evidently, after the ball drops in Times Square tonight, Cooper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paranormal Group Explains Evil in Kate Gosselin Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What began as a routine house cleansing by a local group of paranormal experts called in by Kate Gosselin to rid her home of some negative energy, turned into a blame game between Gosselin and the people trying to help her. “If you can’t do the job you claim you are capable of, then just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charlie Sheen Backing Rick Perry for President Because “He’s Smokin’ Hot”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It used to be that a person would back a Presidential candidate based on his voting record and his willingness to serve the American people. Honorable men and women would ask for your vote and in exchange, they would let you know exactly how they stand on the issues. No changing their minds. If they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adam Lambert Spelled Backwards is Difficult to Pronounce</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201108011910/adam-lambert-spelled-backwards-is-difficult-to-pronounce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people have not taken the time to wonder what would happen if you spelled Adam Lambert’s name backwards. Mostly because it doesn’t really spell anything. Trebmal Mada may be a word in a foreign language. It could translate to ‘working giant jungle cat.’ We simply do not know. One thing is certain, playing Adam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Flirts with Rare &#8220;Fire in Belly&#8221; Bug</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FOX NEWS, NEW YORK CITY — GlossyNews.com Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, admitted to Greta van Susternen on her FoxNews show that she is suffering from the rare GOPTea political virus called &#8220;fire in belly&#8221;, or in beltway-speak: FIB. &#8220;I now know my problem is that I do have the prized FIB virus, right [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Royal Fixation Escalates to Royal Obsession</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201105230310/royal-fixation-escalates-to-royal-obsession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 06:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Barnhart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[23 million insomniac Americans watched the royal wedding of Prince William and commoner Kate Middleton. Seriously! Rousted out of bed at a ridiculous a.m. hour to witness the event, pale compared to, say, Donald Trump getting skewered by a Brahma bull. But celebrities and royalty have always captivated bumpkins. For example, medieval serfs spoke of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wills and Kate® (Patent Pending)</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201105210355/wills-and-kate%c2%ae-patent-pending/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 07:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BobZaguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON (AP) — GlossyNews.com &#8211; Wills and Kate®, a royal pair if ever there was one, is the official copyrighted name of the British Royal Family&#8217;s new world tour idea. Set to run through 2011, the tour will begin in Canada on June 30 – with an overnight at the Arctic Circle Hilton; move to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trump Ends Presidential Bid Due to Medical Condition</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201105180343/trump-ends-presidential-bid-due-to-medical-condition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 07:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donald Trump announced today that he won’t be seeking the GOP nomination for President in 2012. While many speculated it was because he realized that he would have a hard time securing that nomination, even if he bought it, the truth is, he’s quitting on doctor’s orders. Dr. Harvey Finkelstein, one of Trump’s many personal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Gosselin Prefers Camping Down Under to Palin’s Alaska</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201105070937/kate-gosselin-prefers-camping-down-under-to-palin%e2%80%99s-alaska/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 13:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took mere seconds into the filming of a camping trip in Australia for Kate Gosselin of Kate Plus 8 to make it quite clear that the outdoors she and the kiddies experienced in Australia was far superior and way more enjoyable than that introduced to them in Alaska as guests of Sarah Palin. “Finally,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brett Favre’s NFL Retirement Fuels Movie Rumors</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/sports/sports-scandals/201105050238/brett-favre%e2%80%99s-nfl-retirement-fuels-movie-rumors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 06:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>craig lesterson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Brett Favre recently announced his retirement from football (again), speculation began almost immediately that he would finally be coaxed into making his long-anticipated return to Hollywood. For years, fans and film critics have urged the multi-talented Favre to hang up his shoulder pads and concentrate on his blossoming acting career. But his fruitless pursuit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump Dons Blackface to Prove He is Not Racist</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201105020144/donald-trump-dons-blackface-to-prove-he-is-not-racist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 05:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donald Trump decided to pull out all the stops to put to rest once and for all the ridiculous notion that he is a racist. Scheduled to speak before a group of business leaders at his alma mater, Wharton School of Business in Philadelphia, Trump stepped onto the stage donning traditional blackface. The first words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dire Warning To Prince Williams Before His Ill-Fated Marriage!</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201104291414/a-dire-warning-to-prince-williams-before-his-ill-fated-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rfreed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a letter recently received by his Royal Highness Prince Williams of England concerning his upcoming wedding to the commoner Kate Middleton: Dearest, most exalted, Royal Highness Prince Williams, It is out of the utmost duty that I write this missive to you before your day of marital conjoining with the commoner Kate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Pain Allegedly Punches Lady Gaga at NYC Nightclub</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201104250404/t-pain-allegedly-punches-lady-gaga-at-nyc-nightclub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 07:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian K. White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to police, an altercation broke out this morning at 3:42 at an un-licensed after hours club on the lower east side. This wouldn&#8217;t normally make news, but the alleged aggressor was none other than auto-tune sensation T-Pain, and his victim was none uglier than meat-faced media sensation Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga suffered &#8220;no serious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mayans, Nostradamus Agree on Donald Trump Armageddon Scenario</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/201104210533/mayans-nostradamus-agree-on-donald-trump-armageddon-scenario/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 09:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>S.G. McCormick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Machu Picchu, dusk &#8211; GlossyNews.com: After ten seconds of reciprocal nodding over candlelight, Nostradamus and Mayan elders have announced they are in complete agreement with their Donald Trump apocalyptic destruction prophecies. “I clearly mentioned that guy in the 3rd verse of the 4th Quatrain,” declared Nostradamus, whose only failed prediction was his own death in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dennis Miller Offering Glenn Beck Sidekick Job</title>
		<link>http://glossynews.com/entertainment/201104180510/dennis-miller-offering-glenn-beck-sidekick-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 08:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dennis Miller always had aspirations of being the next Bill O’Reilly or “Billy” as he calls him, or the next Glenn Beck. But, even though he does have his own radio talk show, so far, it’s only gotten him a ticket as a guest wise ass on both of those shows. He wants to be [...]]]></description>
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