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		<title>As Economy Goes Down, Prostitutes Don&#8217;t</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEVADA - It&#8217;s no secret that the U.S. economy is not in the best of shape. Between the sub-prime mortgage crisis, the credit crunch, the soaring price of oil and the weak dollar, times are tough and getting tougher all the time. But until now it&#8217;s only affected us in minor ways, a foreclosed home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunk Obama Nominated for Porn Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best Male Performer. It should be noted that the president is receiving the nomination without performing a single on-screen thrust, causing considerable controversy within the industry. Dick Ironrod, who is also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iraq Stands by &#8220;Magic Bomb Detector&#8221; Technology</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iraqi security forces have adopted a revolutionary new bomb detection device, according to the New York Times. The hand-held device is several orders of magnitude smaller than devices available from &#8220;reputable&#8221; manufacturers, but American critics have their collective panties in a bunch over the fact that the device &#8220;doesn&#8217;t actually work&#8221; and is &#8220;putting untold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Army Honors Pig War Veterans</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In observance of of Veteran&#8217;s Day, Army Chief of Staff General George W. Casey presided over a ceremony at Fort Benning, Georgia today, honoring “our nations greatest heroes,” by which of course he meant the veterans of the infamous 1859 Pig War. For the uninitiated, the Pig War was a brief and very real war [...]]]></description>
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