AOL Nigeria <Font size=4 face=verdana,arial> AOL Zimbabwe</p></font> <font size=1 face=verdana,arial><p align=center>(<a href="nigeria2.php">Click here</a> to view this page in English)</P></font> <script type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> <font size=2 face=verdana,arial> <P>DEAR SIR:</P> <P>URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL</P> <P>I AM MBUBE HYSTRICALICA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI TESTICULARIA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO HAD WHAT DIED AGUILERA MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST DUE TO MYSTERY CURIOUS INQUISITION, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR TRUSTED LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARIOSO THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WHO WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE BLING AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.</P> <P>ALONG THE LINE, MY HUSBAND DIED AND SINCE THEN THE ZIMBABWEAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS WITH JACKO-ESQU TERPITUDE AND EVEN MY ELDEST SON RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION IN MOST UNSEXY OF PRISON PLACE. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 DUTCH MARK HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON MUHAMMED CLAY) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER THE BURIAL RITE AND CUSTOMS, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY OF ALA PHANTASIA. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-COOPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY, BUT RATHER THAT YOU ARE THE TYPE TO TRUST ANY SORT OF DUMB SCAM AND SUCKER, AS TO GIVE ME ALL YOURS INSTEAD, WON'T YOU.</p> <p>I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION IMAGINARY UNITED STATESDOLLARS {all one word} ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA. NOT LIKE A BLANKET, BUT THE OTHER GHANA.</p> <p>THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF (SOME) GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA (SHOULD SUCH A PLACE EVER EXIST) TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND-ISH WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US. IF HE EVER EXISTED, HE IS STILL BEING WATCHED. PLEASE BELIEVE EVERY CRAZY THING I SAY, AS IT'S ALL EQUALLY LIKELY TO BE TRUE YOU DUMB BASTARD.</P> <p>YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER (SPECIALIZING IN DIVORCE, CUSTODY AND CHILD SUPPORT COLLECTION) AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE (WHATEVER THE UFCK <I>THAT</I> MEANS) WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:+31-627-501-619 AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION. (EMAIL IS <A HREF="MAILTO:mailto:dmalone24@zwallet.com">dmalone24@zwallet.com</A></p> <p>THANKS AND BEST REGARD</p> <p>MRS. MBUBE HYSTRICALICA</p> <font size=1 face=verdana,arial><p align=center>(<a href="nigeria2.php">Click here</a> to view this page in English)</P></font>