AOL for Poland <Font size=4 face=verdana,arial> AOL Poland</p></font> <font size=2 face=verdana,arial> <P><B>AOL Poland;</B> <P>Although AOL does not yet offer service in Poland, nor does it ever, ever, ever intend to, barring mandate by the United Nations, it's important you know that the United States president Geroge W. Bush has not forgotten you, nor has he allowed American mass media to do so otherwise.</P> <P>So hear us now, my dear sweet Poland, though all you export is big nosed girls and a glut of jokes unrivaled even by the Ethiopians, your people are not forgotten... except by AOL.</P> <font size=1><P>* Pricing not yet available, but provide your credit card and we'll be happy to bilk your international visa on a monthly basis, with all funds "recoverable", though only through the most elaborate, extensive and impossible international arbitration process.</P></font>