AOL Luxemburg <Font size=4 face=verdana,arial> AOL Luxemburg</p></font> <font size=2 face=verdana,arial> <P>Come on Luxemberg, you guys aren't a real country, are you? Why in the hell would you want an intenet service provider that's a fictitious and useless as you guys are?</P> <P>Is this some kind of damnation of the fakeys by association or something? Don't you already have enough recognition for your chocolates and refusal to be absorbed by a neighboring country?</P> <P>Now, admittedly, neither the team of editors who's bescribbled these pages nor anyone from their sphere of influence has ever met, yet alone <i>nailed</i> a chick from Luxemburg. I'll tell you what, you give me some hot young Luxemburger girl for an evening of anonymous, unbridled pleasure, and I'll give you a years AOL service at no cost. How's that sound for a fine deal?</P> <P>Hell, I know your womens's's are a finite natural resource, let's do this. You give me a modestly clean hotty, or an imaculate fatty, either for the same over-nighter, and I'll still give you a year's service. Don't worry, AOL will jimmy up, we're not out to knock up the Luxemburgoise, we're just looking to check one more line item off our lengthy sexual score-card.</P> <P>Your a Luxemburger, we're AOL, can we make us a deal or what?</P>