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Satan Buys Pardon from Trump for $8bn
In a ‘not very surprising’ move it was revealed today that outgoing president and all-round shithouse Donald Trump has agreed to issue the devil with a presidential pardon. The full and complete pardon will be rushed through ahead of Trump’s…
Russian Collusion 2.0
President Trump just cannot help himself. Every time he gets into trouble, he turns to Putin. How many times can a President look to a foreign adversary to help with an election. 1 + 1 = 2 everytime.
Trumpisms 2.0: Can We Bear Another 4 Years???
ED: Guess who’s back… again! Did you enjoy the first instalment? Here’s Richard Selzer with some more! 51 Trump has single-handedly taken us from the Bronze Age to the Age of Irony.
Experts Debate: Is Trump a Lunatic or Just an Idiot?
During his tenure as President of the United States, Donald Trump has repeatedly demonstrated a tendency toward outrageous and mercurial behavior. He took office vowing to build the now infamous Wall that Mexico would surely pay for. He expressed awe…
Trump Translation Guide
Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he has made, which, according to…
Centrist ‘Tolerance’ Has its Limitations… ?! Surely Not!
The first time a sentry sees a barbarian marauding towards him with fangs bared, he shoots him dead on sight. At your first glance of a bad faith interlocutor, you should act likewise; but with the arms of the spirit,…
Fears Grow Of Intensified North Korean Cyber-Terrorism
An internationally respected think-tank has predicted an increase in North Korean sponsored cyber-terrorism.
DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.
John Kerry Threatens to Beat the Shit Out Of Edward Snowden
US Secretary of State John Kerry asked government whistleblower Edward Snowden to return to the US so he can “personally beat the shit out of him.”
Edward Snowden, Known Criminal, Actually a Hero?
The NSA was doing bad things, Snowden knew it even as a low-level contractor, and he blew the whistle. (In)conveniently, Obama has removed “protect whistleblower” from his website, but maybe this makes it all the more poignant. Here’s this guy,…