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With Friends Like These? World Dictators Rally Around to Oppose Trump Impeachment
MSNBC, otherwise knows as Fox News for liberals, have come up with a list of inflammatory, controversial and downright flamboyantly evil leaders who have rallied around Donald Trump. Trump’s anti fake news fan-club have dealt a string of stinging ripostes…
News Of The Future – Trump’s Second Impeachment
For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force…
Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial
“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide. I’m sitting this one out.”
BREAKING NEWS: White House Announces Ken Starr Will Lead Trump’s Fight Against Impeachment
Washington, DC- On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham announced that President Donald Trump has hired former Special Counsel Ken Starr to lead the administrations efforts against a Democrat led House Impeachment Inquiry. This news comes fresh off the…
Democrats Begin Impeachment Proceedings on the Grounds that Donald Trump is an Old Man
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After the 2018 U.S. congressional election, Democrats won back enough seats to bring impeachment proceedings, but they decided to simplify their case against Donald Trump, citing only the undeniable fact, as the reason for the urgent need for…
LeBron Emerges as Trump’s Biggest Threat
By his own admission, Donald Trump knows a lot of words but in recent days, the term “avoision” may be at the top of his list. Having successfully escaped from his impeachment trial, the President seems to be untouchable in…
GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0
114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….
Impeachment Defense Lawyer Jokes
EDITOR: The picture above shows that justice is blind. Not entirely sure what that means. Any ideas??? Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming?A: They are the same skin color…B: They are both in the…
Karmatic Alternatives To Impeachment For You-Know-Who
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them when they needed it:
Trumpisms 4.0: Have We Had Enough Yet?!
93 When Melania gave Donnie a book for Christmas, He put it in the oven. He explained, “I cook all my books.”