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Prop 8 SCOTUS Vote Jerks GOPTea© Full Circle
WASHINGTON DC —GlossyNews There’s a small but rising fear in some GOPTea© circles that if SCOTUS agrees that California’s Prop 8 is unconstitutional, Romney will lose a very effective rallying point for evangelical conservatives.
SCOTUS rules Black History Month ‘Getting Old, Fast’
Washington DC By the narrow margin Court watchers have come to expect, the Supreme Court ruled today that Black History Month should “get over itself already.” In the five vote majority opinion, Justice Clarence Thomas wrote, “There is no Constitutional…
From Dr. Melfi: What Your Pandemic/Election
Year TV-Binge-Diary Reveals About You
Year TV-Binge-Diary Reveals About You
Dear Dr. Melfi, MARCH With intelligent Americans sheltering-in-place despite Presidential lies, I honestly admit I was powerless not to binge on Sex Education, The Affair, Outlander and the subtly simmering Derry Girls and Normal People around St. Patty’s Day. What…
Supreme Court CHEAT SHEET: What Would it Take to Save Roe v Wade?
The whole topic of the future of Roe Vs Wade can seem pretty convoluted… So I’m going to give a factual, objective, unpolemical causal account in just a few short paragraphs about how likely Roe Vs Wade is to either…
Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford
As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS! The Wackiest Headlines of the Month Thus Far
Kelly-Anne Conway Claims Gorsuch Will Bring an ‘Alternative Perspective,’ Errrrr, REALITY!…’ to SCOTUS Rulings
Life Coach Recommends Obsessive, Idiosyncratic Behaviour to Earn Immortality by Word Coinage
Dateline: TORONTO—Melvin Meister’s Labour of Fame Organization, founded in 1973, has been vindicated over forty years later, as the Oxford English Dictionary added the word “smeelian” to its account of the English language, in recognition of the life’s work of…
Fake News or Funny News? The Weirdest Headlines of the Weekend! (1/2)
You can always trust Glossy News to be the funniest peddlers of mirth of all, in the entire DISHONEST FAKE NEWS MEDIA As a certain person calls it!
Florida AG Pam Bondi’s Long Beautiful Hair
TAMPA – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi speaks before the Republican National Convention this week on the subject of a whisper campaign. Will she or won’t she? Known for her gleaming blonde hair and barback good looks, the rumor is…
CIA Playing Hardball with Obama
In an exclusive interview with the Washington Times, a senior CIA official said the Agency was in payback mode with the White House. Insisting he be referred to only as “Leon P” to protect his identity, the official revealed that…