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Facebook Recalls Former Members
Facebook, now known as Meta, has begun recalling former members who deleted their accounts. “We felt it was in our best interests to bring them back,” said Facebook/Meta spokesman Tanner Long. “They need to be back in the fold.” “I…
ISIS SNOWFLAKES ❄️❄️❄️ NO-PLATFORM Mark Zuckerberg & Facebook!!!!!
ISIS 2.0, better than you’ve ever tasted before, recently got a boost from some prominent pre-millennial evangelical apocalypse watchers. But despite these ringing endorsements from America’s top theological enterpreneurs, the self-proclaimed Union of Jihadist Soviet Republics has now faced its…
Facebook Announces it Will be Closing its Doors Cos… All Facebook Accounts are FAKE ANYWAY!
Over the past six months, Facebook has removed over 3.2 billion fake accounts, following the 3 billion it removed in the six months before that. Today, they’ll be closing their doors for good because, as Suckerburger or Zuchiniburg (or whatever)…
Neo-Nazis Condemn ‘Rothschild Media Lies’ About Hitler Facebook Gaffe
Hitler was added to this group in error. Hitler strongly condemns antisemitism, and all other forms of racism, particularly against the pure Aryan race.
Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes
If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes. “Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of…
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…
Smug Corbyn Interview: Liberal Lesbian Muslim Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Post
A lesbian Muslim from Bradford has just been arrested by the Hate Police for not being a “real Muslim.” Champagne socialists all over the country threw up their hands in horror to see the following hideous rant:
To Tag or Not to Tag? Hashtags, Facebook, & Your Satire Site Fan Page
Many satirists not only have a website, but also a fan page on Facebook. For some, using hashtags might seem a no-brainer for increasing the reach of their fan page; and thus, ultimately, of their site.
Corbyn Rejoices: Rotherham Mother Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Facebook Rant
The mother of one of the girls who was pimped in Rotherham has recently found herself arrested as a hate criminal.
Two Satires on Hate Crimes & Facebook Later Today
Later today, Jeremy Corbyn decries the ‘neoliberal double standard’ on social media and hate crimes. (He’s no Jihadi Jez, put it that way!)