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Heartwarming: Devoted Amazon Customer Starts GoFundMe to Raise Money for Billionaire Adulterer After Market Crash
SEATTLE, WA— With tears welling up in his eyes, Seattle good Samaritan Jay Thompson poured out his heart, detailing his desire to help assist the world’s richest man after he lost a fraction of his immense wealth during the 2020…
Thought Criminals are Taking Over Amazon…
FREEDOM OF THOUGHT IS NOT FREEDOM TO THINK INCORRECT THOUGHTS! And yet…
Free Book Offer on Amazon Kindle!
The following books are currently free on Amazon kindle. But they won’t last long… Snap ’em up now! 😉 Satire on UK Populist Party, UKIP The Wacky Professor of Metaphysical Obviousnesses The Sheer Lunacy of the Mainstream Academy: Full Length…
Amazon is Selling Massive Bean Bags
A bean bag is a cloth bag that is filled with polystyrene or thermocol beans or even air in which case it’s an inflatable bean bag and is used as a seat. They come in different sizes and the outside…
When Was the Last Time You Did a Free Book Deal on Amazon? (PSST! FREE DEAL!)
Indie book publishing is pretty tough, especially when you don’t have an advertising budget. Social media can help a bit, but again, that’s pretty hard without a budget. You can set up a Patreon, with its own mailing list. Or…
Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion…
Santa Drives Sleigh, Amazon Drives him to Bankruptcy
The North Pole: Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was anything but Jolly as he announced to his elves and a tearful Mrs. Claus, that his North Pole-based Christmas empire, Kringle Corp World-Wide, will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy later this…
Sarah Palin Coloring Book Is Amazon’s New Top Seller
The former part-time Republican Governor of Alaska has a new coloring book called “Sarah Palin in Comparison” that broke a sales record for its publisher and now tops Amazon’s best seller list. Earlier this month, Little Red Schoolhouse Publishing also…
Texas Abortion Law Helps Increase Short Supply of Unwanted Children
Texas which never explains itself, explained why it had revamped its prior abortion law in favor of a more drastic version in September, one that outlaws abortion at about six weeks or once embryonic heart activity is detected, when most…
Taking Stadium Naming Rights in Vain: Can We Outdo L.A.’s The Crypt?
Staples Center in L.A. was bad enough, but now Angelinos have “The Crypt” to go to with this week’s announcement that the home of the Lakers and Clippers will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena. Bad stadium and arena names, mostly…