Year: 2019
How Games Can Improve Your Memory in College
Are you one of those people that just love playing games? Have you ever come across people who try to discourage you from playing? Most people think that playing games is not beneficial in any way. In fact, some of…
Luvvies Actually vs The Shining: EPIC Hacked Off Hugh Grant Movie Mashup!
Well, talk about a nightmare before Xmas! And I’m not just talking about this guy. Or this one… Tim Burtonesque high-class supervillain and irritable nice guy thespian Hugh John Mungo Noseyparker De Pfeffel ‘Hacked Off Hughie’ Grant recently turned up…
4 things to know about CBD creams
CBD creams are rather different to most of the CBD products on the market. But interestingly, the hemp and cannabis-derived cannabinoid can be just as effective when applied to the skin, as when smoked, vaporized or eaten.
Not All Asylum Seekers Are For Real, As The Germans Learned The Hard Way
There are many coming to our shores and borders now claiming to be asylum seekers.
CHRISTMAS MAYHEM! Reminder About Our Advertising Policies ;)
We’ve had a lot of great comedy and satire from our amazing writers, so thanks so much for all your likes and shares! As for our dear advertising clients, I just wanted to let you know about our very special…
UK’s Oldest Student Activist Hails ‘Stunning Victory’ in Westminster Campus Debating Contest
Obsessive marrow pickler and underrated one-man Arthur Steptoe tribute act Jeremy ‘Jihadi Jez’ Corbyn wants the entire UK (and world!) to know that he won, you lost, and you’d better bloody well suck it up, arite?!
Prizes for Our Satire Writers & Stories of the Year! + Discount for Advertisers: Please Share!
Christmas and Hanukkah are coming up… And Glossy News would like to wish our great readers a very, VERY happy festive season!
5 Things You Need to Do When Starting University Life
University time is the most thrilling, entertaining, and happiest part of your life.
Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”
Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of.