Day: April 23, 2018
RSPCA Beg for Front-Line Assistance! Marxist ‘Pug-Puncher’ Craze Sweeps Thru Scotland
Author: Wallace Runnymede Published Date: April 23, 2018
“They may take yer pugs, but they will never take yer freedom!” has long been a sacred staple of Scottish patriotism; alongside deep-fried pizza, Special Bru and losing every major sporting tournament going!
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: April 23, 2018
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.