Day: March 1, 2018
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…
The Woke Metropolitan Centrist’s Guide to Non-Triggering Slurs
One of the most strident and inflammatory SJW sites I’ve ever seen is ‘Not Sorry Feminism.’ SPOILER: You don’t have to be ‘sorry.’ Nobody cares!
Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.
Life Coach Recommends Obsessive, Idiosyncratic Behaviour to Earn Immortality by Word Coinage
Dateline: TORONTO—Melvin Meister’s Labour of Fame Organization, founded in 1973, has been vindicated over forty years later, as the Oxford English Dictionary added the word “smeelian” to its account of the English language, in recognition of the life’s work of…