Day: November 10, 2017
Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant
A recent “virulent” rant by Cenk Uygur has gone “viral” on Youtube… Oh, crap. Mere semantics again, isn’t it?
PSNI/Gardai Smash Radiostar Country Barbiturates Ring
The Irish and British have been at each other’s throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft…
Pretentious Scientists Deny Existence of Tangle Fairy: Roadies Outraged, Archbishop Conciliatory
Distraught and tear-stricken roadies have never doubted the existence of the wicked imp that tangles perfectly-laid guitar and sound cables when rock bands are touring. It’s always a disappointment to find your immaculately-placed equipment all messed-up and untidy.
Angel in Hell: A Satire on Thomas Hardy’s Tess of the D’Urbervilles
Angel Clare: The ranting street corner Calvinist, like Alec D’urberville, makes much of his virtue, by calling himself the worst sinner in creation. In the way, isn’t that precisely what men do?