Day: February 9, 2017
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
Author: Tim Jones Published Date: February 9, 2017
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake news sources like CNN, The…
Tom Brady’s Cheekbones Now Undeniably the Greatest in NFL History
Author: J.B. Riggs Published Date: February 9, 2017
In a stunning comeback that saw records set for the most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback, most passing yards in a Super Bowl, most times as Super Bowl MVP, most catches from a single receiver in the Super Bowl,…
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When They Go Low, I Go High (President Obama is Having a Pretty Chill Retirement)
Author: Chris Vila Published Date: February 9, 2017
chrisvila.com @vilachumley Our correspondent, Don Lemon of CNN, caught up with the former President Barack Obama in his first interview since Donald Trump took office. Don Lemon: What have you been up to these past few weeks, Barack? Obama: Look…