Month: January 2017
Glossy News Book Showcase 6: Tim Jones’s “You’re Grounded For Life” – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time
YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time is available for purchase as a paperback book or as an ebook at fine retailers everywhere, as well as a few shady outlets I would never…
Glossy News Book Showcase 5: Benjamin Cain’s ‘God Decays’
Howard Rhodes, an NSA cryptanalyst, engineered the zombie apocalypse. So said the President of the United States in his shocking final address to the nation, which served as the American epitaph. Four years later, the old world is in ruins…
Glossy News Book Showcase Returns Tomorrow
Not long ago, we had our first Glossy News ebook showcase (although strictly speaking, printed books are OK too!) Swan Morrison’s Judgment Day Rfreed’s 9/12/01 (also serialized at Glossy News)
The Shadow of Charlie
After the Charlie Hebdo Massacre in January 2014, Glossy News published many Hebdo-related pieces; and even later on, as well! Some of the material was commentary; but we also had our usual funny ‘fake news’ stories, and various other humorous…
Islam & the Mystery of the “True” Liberal (Guest Post from Khwaja Khusro Tariq)
Meet “Moderate” Muslim and “True” Liberal… Or MM & TL, for short!
CIA Digs up Dirt on President Trump, Forms New Planet
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–In response to President-elect Donald Trump’s denigrating the American intelligence community, the CIA dug up a planet of dirt on Trump, altering the Earth’s gravitational field. The American intelligence community was united in its assessment that Russia hacked…
The Paris Tragedies
Note from Wallace: This essay from Appleseed Ike appeared very early in the history of the Neocon Surveillance site, and the Peace Criminals Project more generally. These meditations are particularly poignant in light of further terrorist tragedies and atrocities in…
U.S. Establishes Ministry of Truth to Combat Fake News
WASHINGTON – In response to the growing epidemic of “fake news,” President Obama today announced the creation of a new department of the federal government, the Ministry of Truth.
4K Glossy News Podcast 071 (January 2017)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new take on 2017. * Libsyn is terrible and takes advantage of small-time podcasters. * Didn’t get the Christmas special finished, but I will for 2017. It will be great, you’ll see….
12 Exciting 2017 News Snippets You Definitely Won’t Have Seen Yet: (Or Believed) (2/2)
Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights…