Month: January 2017

… is never to make any, of course. I mean, seriously. Just look at my track record over the past twenty years.

Regular readers will be aware that we recently launched the Glossy News Classics series. Choice cuts and prime pickings from the vast, VAST back catalog of the second longest-running fake news humor site!

Shut up about #RealDonaldTrump alright? #RealPeterGabriel has what it takes to restore the pride of our music industry & destroy our haters — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016 @NeverTrump Never forgive Trump for setting up parody account! I'm the real…

Look shut up about all these stupid rules which are being used to keep us down! When I become the boss all that crap won't matter! #Genesis — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016

Women who have stupid music collections should be punished. Preferably by listening to #PhilCollins 'I Can't Dance' for a whole day on loop! — RealPeter (@RealPeteGabriel) April 1, 2016

Mainstream hipster-baiting dad rock legend Peter Gabriel has recently let his resentment, bitterness, and sense of working class hero white disenfranchisement get the better of him.

The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and rfreed) Note to the historically impaired – Niccolò Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and politician who emphasized using the…

Mountain Dew is the Appalachian vitamin drink, but how do they really make it? The answer may very well surprise you, but it’s not that bad. You’ll see, it’s pretty good and pretty much safe. Playlist of How It’s REALLY…

© 2017 Tom Skulldaney I write regulations for the government’s Farm Improvement and Protection Bureau. I know nothing about farms. But I do know you can’t get ahead in a bureaucracy if you know too much about what you’re doing….

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