Month: January 2017
Exhausted SLAPP States beg Litigants: Stop Frivolous Anti-2016 Lawsuits Flood
Yesterday, we found out the butthurt DNC wanted to sue 2016 (!) As with other recent dodgy dealings with the Democratic and Republican establishments, this astonishing act of presumption has set an alarming precedent. And now, it seems everyone else…
Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016
After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue…
Epic Album Dream Team: Charles Manson Joins Kanye Turbo Grafx 16 Family
Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album. Turbo Grafx 16 promises to be the most edgy and non-conformist albums yet…
Hot Off the Press: Donald Trump Sex Scandal (& First Executive Order)
Immediately following his inauguration, President Donald J. Trump issued his first executive order; demanding records from AT&T, Comcast and other Internet Service Providers for anyone who has ever googled naked pictures of Melania Trump.
Award Winning Dick Feted in California
Jerry Brown, the aging governor of California, addressed a special session of the state legislature yesterday to nominate Dick Blum, the husband of Senator Dianne Feinstein, to receive this year’s prestigious Charles Crocker Award. Crocker is the well-known Robber Baron…
Spreading Elucidation
© 2017 Tom Skulldaney Taking sides to champion our own political heroes is like hawking gangrene as the cure for psoriasis. The only side we should take is our own and stay tough on those we’ve allowed to lead us….
Trudeau Eulogies: The Fun Never Ends
ADOLF HITLER Adolf Hitler did many things that we, as 21st century, progressive, tolerant, metropolitan Canadians, find difficult to accept. But Hitler did stand firm against the Red Army, preventing them from swamping Europe and perpetrating the hideous mass atrocities…
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves An unfunny article- There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late?…
Trump’s List Of Things To Do On His First Day In Office.
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry.