Month: November 2016
Morsi’s Democracy (Song Parody)
This parody of ‘Chinese Democracy’ by Guns ‘n’ Roses is dedicated to everyone who has ever stood up to political Islamists. If the theocrats really do believe hellfire exists, then every moment of their life should be one of the…
Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?
In early November 2016, Scotland’s first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, expressed more clearly than many other world leaders the hope that Donald Trump, when in office, would be very different from the Donald Trump she had witnessed on the presidential campaign…
Newt Volunteers/Threatens to Join Mars One-Way Mission (If Not Appointed to Cabinet)
(NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: HERE’S A QUICK AND DIRTY ONE FROM BRIAN. NOW, I WONDER WHO THAT REMINDS YOU OF?) Fallow bucket of human compost and erstwhile DC King Maker Newton Leroy Gingrich has put up his name as a…
Outrage: ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh Tabloid Rag Incensed by ‘Insulting’ Offer from ‘Greasy’ Tony Blair Faith Foundation ‘Charity’
• Blair’s chaplain confirms that former PM is ‘deeply wounded, not literally of course’ by the Islamist SNUB • Dafiq editorial staff refuse to comment Edgy ISIS/Daesh hipster black-top Dafiq has been hitting the headlines (and not just their own,…
Trump’s Very First Speech as President: Exclusive to Glossy News
Ha! Ha! Ha! Would you just LOOOOOOOOOK at…
Frantic, Last Ditch Effort To Throw The Election- Hacked Trump Emails Exposed
On the eve of the 2016 U.S. Presidential elections the notorious expose website Wakileaks has released thousands of hacked emails from Donald Trump’s private server. The exact source of the email leak has not been officially ascertained, but it is…
What the Presidential Candidates Are Doing—Right This Moment
With the Election mercifully only hours away, the three major candidates (and one cameo candidate) are done putting the final touches on their respective Frankenstein campaigns. Using an unholy combination of satanic ritual coupled with classified NSA technology that hasn’t…
Hey Hey Donald Hey: (With Apologies to Bill Frederick’s: Hey Hey LBJ)
Hey Hey Donald Hey, How many casinos did you lose today? Gonna file for bankruptcy and lose your dollars now, oh, boy! Donald Trump has eager hands to grab another bargain, She runs off and tells the mob that Donald…
Swan Morrison Novel Excerpt (Deep Black): Russian Double Agent Conspiracy?
Written by Swan Morrison – the award winning author of Judgement Day – Deep Black is yet another affectionate comic tribute to many classic storylines. Deep Black is a true story. To preserve confidentiality, however, all the characters, facts and…