Day: November 20, 2016
Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
Author: Tim Jones Published Date: November 20, 2016 1 Comment on Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
In the off chance you’ve been in a coma the past few weeks, I have some unsettling news. You might want to sit down. Donald Trump is our new President-Elect. Please, put down that sharp object. As denial about this…
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Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: November 20, 2016 1 Comment on Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp
Major media personalities strive to retain their credibility after being forced to appear naked on television by our alien overlord Tromp. Tromp, the mastermind of the invasion from Pluto, created mass panic when he landed in the United States in…
Mongolian Jokes
Author: Janggar Published Date: November 20, 2016
When I was young, there was a large statue of Lenin in Ulaanbaatar. In 2012, the Mongolian government removed the statue, denouncing Lenin as a ‘murderer’. In that same year, I heard this joke: A Muscovite watches a communist demonstration…