Month: January 2015
You Too Can Look Like a Real Hotshot – Just Follow These 5 Easy Steps
Whether you’ve been invited to speak at an upcoming conference, gotten the green light from a hard-to-reach publisher, or secured a coveted spot on your company’s “About Us” page, the professional bio will be a critical component of how you…
One Direction Alters Name in Honor of Extinct Restaurant Chain
New York City – “Olive Garden you light up my tummy like nobody else, The way your breadsticks are buttered gets me overwhelmed, When I’m docile and out of pounds it ain’t hard to tell, You don’t go, Oh, oh,…
UK: No, Not All Anti-Fascists Are Equal
Unparliamentary Fanaticism The tragic fact is that in the United Kingdom, as in many other countries, there is a fascist presence. However, fascist parties are fringe organizations; not least in terms of their electoral power. Yes… over here, it is…
Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro…
Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream
On January 19th, this nation will celebrate Martin Luther King Day. The iconic civil rights leader would have been 86 this year. On a swelteringly hot day in August 1963, Reverend King delivered one of the greatest oratories in American…
Super Best Technological Advancement in Making of Online Website
It was only after the internet came into light as a big roar that online websites started to grow like mushrooms after rain. Previously used by academia since the 1980s, it was only by the 1990s that the commercialization of…
“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC
Seattle, WA-Local employees were abuzz yesterday when something unexpected happened. A good looking guy sporting a smooth beard and one of those cool knit Beanie hats strolled in to order some extra crispy. “This doesn’t happen here, it just doesn’t,”…
Busted: GlossyNews.com Faked Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack to Cash In on Expanded Readership
“Absolutely despicable!” stated loyal Glossy fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. “I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!” After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie…
The Latest Personality Type Indicator Will Shock You
As outlined in the Breyers-Griggs Universal Spectrum® (BoGUS®) Statement of Aims and Objectives, the purpose of the popular personality test is two-fold: 1. To assist people in better understanding themselves, including their personal preferences, strengths and weaknesses, and scope of…
Mitt Romney Cannot, Will Not Win (Yet Again) And Here’s Why
Time Magazine has a great article about Mitt Romney, and how his third (and final?) attempt at running for office will be no better than before. On the early morning of Election 2012 I ran an article entitled “Obama WILL…