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Perry/Santorum: Top Papal Award, Christian Fakers Annihilated

Oh-so-conspicuously unashamed Christian, Rick Perry, is not actually painfully, embarrassingly, and conspicuously unashamed today; just plain-ol’-vanilla-grindin’ embarrassed. Pope Francis has accidentally made Perry a Papal Knight, instead of the similarly-monikered Rick Santorum. But far from being flattered, Perry is distinctly…

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