Day: May 2, 2014
Posted in World News
Congress Declares Global War on ‘The Heebie-Jeebies’
Author: T.J. Carter Published Date: May 2, 2014 1 Comment on Congress Declares Global War on ‘The Heebie-Jeebies’
WASHINGTON—On Monday, Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls “the heebie-jeebies.” After signing the resolution into law, the president will have full authorization…
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Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings
Author: E. Williams Published Date: May 2, 2014 3 Comments on Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings
Atlanta – CNN, in their never ending coverage of the missing Malaysian plane tragedy, thinks they have figured out a way to keep the story interesting, boost ratings, and possibly videotape the disappearance of one of their most beloved personalities….