Day: May 1, 2014
Posted in Politics
An intellectual discussion on capital punishment, how foreign talk is turning us gay
Author: Chase Polak Published Date: May 1, 2014
Some people have brought up the issue of morality considering the death penalty. Some even have the audacity to say that “thou shall not kill” is an integral part of the Bible. To these heretics I respond with a decisive…
Posted in Sports Scandals
Dallas Cowboy’s Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones
Author: E. Williams Published Date: May 1, 2014 4 Comments on Dallas Cowboy’s Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones
Dallas – In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones,…
Posted in Politics
Ted Cruz, Mike Lee Propose “Marriage Only for the Fertile”
Author: jdmathes Published Date: May 1, 2014
Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Mike Lee (R-UT) introduced legislation to ban all marriages and nullify all existing marriages in which the couple cannot conceive or chooses to be childless for any reason. “Marriage is only for procreation. If a couple…