Day: April 19, 2014
Koch Bros. Top $100 Billion, Dead Pharaohs Impressed
Author: Brian White Published Date: April 19, 2014 2 Comments on Koch Bros. Top $100 Billion, Dead Pharaohs Impressed
Charles and David Koch, best known for the purest grades of frack-water you drink and the mercury you breathe, have reportedly topped the $100 billion mark in net worth. Let’s break down how much money that really is. Clearly it’s…
Donovan McNabb Cardboard Cutout Eludes Police
Author: It's A Cat Published Date: April 19, 2014
Mesa, Arizona – Only days after the real Donovan McNabb was detained by local police enforcement, a six-foot cardboard cutout of the former NFL star continues to evade even the most physically fit officers. “I’ve never seen him move so…