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Plastic Fork Makes Valiant Effort

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Posted in Travel World News

Breaking: Glossy News to Feature Malaysia Flight 370 Article

GN Corporate Headquarters—After waiting long enough for someone, anyone, to address the issue that was clearly a major, current topic, Glossy News has finally caved in and decided to break their deafening silence regarding Malaysia Flight 370. “I just know…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Breaking: Glossy News to Feature Malaysia Flight 370 Article
Posted in World News

US Defense Department Claims MH370 Attacked By Cylons

In a strange press release distributed by the US Department of Defense on Wednesday, US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel says Malaysia Flight 370 was attacked by time traveling Cylons and was forced to jump to hyperspace. “The Boeing 777 has…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! US Defense Department Claims MH370 Attacked By Cylons