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Search for Missing Malaysian Jetliner Extends to Blue Ball, PA

Searchers from 26 countries have now focused their attention on the search for missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370 on the tiny, unincorporated town of Blue Ball, PA. “We had a mysterious radar blip over Blue Ball”, said US Secretary of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Search for Missing Malaysian Jetliner Extends to Blue Ball, PA
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President Obama Promotes Healthcare.gov with Jackass-Style Stunt Reel

WASHINGTON, D.C.—“I’m Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, and this is Jackass.” So begins the president’s latest viral video—a 22-minute series of dangerous and immature stunts styled after the MTV show “Jackass.” The video is…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! President Obama Promotes Healthcare.gov with Jackass-Style Stunt Reel
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CEO Ben Linus Says Malaysia Flight 370 Swallowed Up By Smoke Monster

On Monday in Tunis, Tunisia, Ben Linus, CEO of The Dharma Initiative International, issued the following press release claiming the ill fated flight was accidentally swallowed up by an intergalactic black hole. “Fifty thousand years ago a consortium of advanced…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CEO Ben Linus Says Malaysia Flight 370 Swallowed Up By Smoke Monster