Day: February 21, 2014
Homophobic Man Struggles with his Fear
Dateline: New York—Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. “I remember the first time the terror struck me,” he said. “I was at work…
FOX Television Found To Be Riddled
The conservative news agency FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose unwholesome lifestyles do not conform to FOX’s strict right leaning policies. Even more surprising, some of these cancerous maladies that weaken the proud…
IOC Officials Admit Curling Event Added To Be More Inclusive
In a stunning admission the International Olympic Committee issued a statement today confirming Curling was added to be more inclusive to non-athletes. The IOC had come under fire for its wall-to-wall coverage of this years Curling competition, many times at…