Day: November 1, 2013
Posted in Health
Holy Breast Cancer Batman: Huge Boobie in the Sky
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: November 1, 2013
Just when we all thought the National Breast Cancer Foundation had topped itself this month by talking the White House into “glowing pink” for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, many witnessed a rare treat in the western sky on October 31…
Indiana Family Shocked to Find It’s Not 1987
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: November 1, 2013
GOSHEN – As most Americans were busy celebrating the coming of 2012 at midnight last night, the Albrecht family of Goshen, Indiana were surprised to find that they had not just ushered in the year 1987. Rocking away the night…
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Americans With “Too-Sh**ty-To-Buy” Healthcare Plans Somehow Outraged Rather Than Embarrassed
Author: Reidicule Published Date: November 1, 2013
NEWARK, N.J.– The majority of Americans who have received letters notifying them that their healthcare plans are now legally considered too shitty for insurance companies to sell to citizens of a first-world nation are somehow feeling “anger” instead of the…